Canoe Carving Share definition Flag The act of penetrating the womans canoe with your penis, or in this case, your carver. Hey bitch, why don't you take off those leggings and let me practice canoe carving, now! Canoe Carving by missouri113 February 25, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Canoe Carving mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch