Canadian Wedding

a euphemism for a same-sex union which may or may not actually take place in Canada.

Didn't you hear? Adam and Steve are finally having their Canadian wedding is this weekend!

by MisplacedPgher April 21, 2010

Canadian Wedding

To monkey fuck someone else’s cigarette with out removing the cigarette from either person’s mouth.

Hey man, I don’t know where the lighter is, can I get a Canadian Wedding over here.

by Ret669 August 24, 2019

Canadian Wedding Night

One person wearing flannel covers them self in maple syrup and another person fucks them while apologizing profusely.

"Hey Bob what's the 5 gallons of maple syrup for, eh?"
"Oh, I'm just having a good ol' Canadian Wedding Night."

"I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. OH GOD I'M SORRY. EH."

by MOOSEFUCKER November 23, 2014

Canadian wedding dress

A particular form of attire worn by females that includes a denim skirt paired with a denim jacket. A denim shirt worn under the jacket is optional, but does not add any level of authenticity. Often described as the female version of the "Canadian tuxedo". Originated circa 1989.

See Becky's outfit when going to the mall in Roseanne episode: "House of Grown-ups". Darlene should have said: "You're going to wear your Canadian wedding dress to the mall? Don't you think you're a little over dressed?"

by Benji Barker January 24, 2007

Canadian shotgun wedding

When a couple unexpectedly get pregnant and they say, "Why not?" and just move in together and maybe a few years down the road quietly get married and nobody says much aboot it. Eh?

"So how did you two meet?" "Oh, we were drunk and our birth control failed, eh? So we figured we'd have a Canadian shotgun wedding."

"Will there be a lot of people at your wedding?" "No, just immediate family, eh?. Didn't want to make a big fuss 'cause it's a Canadian shotgun wedding."

by Mommy Rotten May 27, 2013