A Calv is a German youtube-user who hates anything non-German, but especially the British, French, Americans, Turkish, Muslims and Jews. A Calv will believe all kind of rubbish, including that Germany is the greatest country in the world, and that the German language is the most beautiful language in the world.
A Calv will claim he is super rich and pretend he has had an amazing lifestyle, like meeting the British Queen; the US President and giving advice to the German Chancellor at some point or other as well as having a €65,000 car and a new car every other month.
All in all, a Calv is one sad, lonely, pathetic excuse for a human being who lives in his Hungarian mother's basement which is filled with Swastika's and posters of Hitler.
A Calv will claim he is super rich and pretend he has had an amazing lifestyle, like meeting the British Queen; the US President and giving advice to the German Chancellor at some point or other as well as having a €65,000 car and a new car every other month.
All in all, a Calv is one sad, lonely, pathetic excuse for a human being who lives in his Hungarian mother's basement which is filled with Swastika's and posters of Hitler.
Person X: "There's this German youtube user who is a right nasty piece of work, but at least he's not a Calv - they're ten times worse!"
by ajjcjHQ October 10, 2010
by Shmeckledwarf April 28, 2008
Calv is an East German that gets his ass kicked on YouTube all day everyday, he's a deluded person with no shame in getting owned on YouTube, he's a copycat, a lier, and he is also known to want to fuck his girlfriend up the ass while her father is dying.
TeutonicRage and most other Teutonic's are just the same.
TeutonicRage and most other Teutonic's are just the same.
by The destroyer is me July 26, 2011
by CHITOWNCOCO February 12, 2013
adj.
1. The act of abandoning your friends, especially
when it coincides with having a new girlfriend.
2. Another word for Will.
3. Having an immense hatred for Angelo and Paul.
1. The act of abandoning your friends, especially
when it coincides with having a new girlfriend.
2. Another word for Will.
3. Having an immense hatred for Angelo and Paul.
by Johnny Matrix December 9, 2010
by NietzscheForEver June 14, 2011