Definitions by Shmeckledwarf

pancakes 

when a girl has a flat ass

Darryn: Cj look-a-dat bitch righ der, she aint got no ass
Cj: hell yee, she got pancakes

pancakes by Shmeckledwarf April 27, 2008

Calves

A female with no junk-in-the-trunk. The only lump you see is from her calves.

Jacob: Hey Cj look at her butt!
CJ: What butt?
Jacob: Oh right, she got calves

Calves by Shmeckledwarf April 27, 2008

Long-Booty-Swamp Ass 

1. When mexican women, or "mexican" women wear jeans with no back pockets and they're jeans are so tight that their ass folds over their jeans.

2. When old women have long asses and wear granny panties and its saggy as hell.

Look-a-dat lady righ der she got long-booty-swamp ass

Long-Booty-Swamp Ass by Shmeckledwarf April 27, 2008