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jet callander

The foolish guy who is in mad love for a girl named Alyssa. Jet can't help falling for her because Alyssa is an angel that walks among humans.
Tyler: "Woow, you're still in love with Alyssa, Jet Callander?"
jet callander by RoastingKid1907 January 10, 2017

Max Callander 

Max is the sexiest person ever and also pulls so many woman and sometimes men and is very good at video games
OMG there is Max Callander hes so sexy and good at every video game ever and pulls all the woman and men.

Wayne Calandriello 

A man of 13 offenses-Sign that he is the spawn of Satan
Known widely as a sex offender, who prefers spankings and shop-lifting Hispanics and playboys. Was fired for sex offense from Columbia High School, got rehired as a gym teacher in an elementary school, moved up to Maplewood Middle School, and once again ended up in Columbia High School.
Besides his desire for young men, Wayne is also a man of beauty, and knows how to dress and throw stacks. Wayne Calandriello is therefore the greatest gym teacher of all times.
Remember to kids to spread your butt cheeks for Wayne Calandriello!

Calandra 

She is loving, caring, warm spirited, loveable, and beautiful. She is likeable and dependable, everyone's best friend but do not cross her because just as she is friendly her wrath is cold as ice. She's spontaneous and lives to laugh and have fun. She's optimistic and sees the world in a positive light. She will always bring you joy.
Im having a bad day. I need Calandra to brighten it up and make me smile.
Calandra by Peaches1272 March 10, 2013

Camandermik 

Camandermik—harmoniously known as Cam—is the most remarkable person alive. He is quite literally the life of the party. It is astonishing to see such an intelligent man living and breathing on our planet. Women and men run at him from all around, and he gets an extraordinary amount of bitches. He is the definition of a chad, the most altruistic person you will ever meet!
"Wow! Have you seen Camandermik's monkey? What a cutie."
"Cam is so cool."
"S&R will be lost without an SL like Cam!"
Camandermik by J00NGKI May 21, 2022

cranlander 

Someone from Cranbury, NJ. Term is commonly used in Princeton, NJ to refer to them. Used because kids from Cranbury move on to somewhat nearby Princeton High School, and Cranbury has set up a relationship with Princeton about this.
Where are you from?
Cranbury.

Oh so you're a Cranlander?
cranlander by Player72 April 4, 2015