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a Candylander 

This is a slang term for Canadian.
Jon-Paul is a Candylander from Dawson.
a Candylander by I, Wreckerrr October 19, 2020

The Crylander 

Title for the one person who cries and whines about a particular situation (dramatic or otherwise) in which multiple individuals are affected while all other individuals involved manage to deal with the situation.

Conversely, the title for the last person to continue to cry or whine about a situation when everyone else has moved on.
Joe to Nancy: "All of us have been stuck on this bus waiting for it to be fixed. Stop being The Crylander and deal with it."

--alt--

Bill to Sadie: "Sorry our dog died 6 months ago but there's no reason to be The Crylander about it. Move on."
The Crylander by citythatbreeds July 20, 2010

Callander 

A small town located in the mid north. We have a beautiful lake, many beaches an amazing park.And all the people in Callander are very friendly:)
"Wow have you ever visited such a beautiful place?"
"Ya I have its called Callander,Ontario"
Callander by callander_Lover April 19, 2009

claymander 

A different species of humanoid, most commonly found in a town called Clovis, these creatures are very sexy and wild they can grab things with their toes, and climb very well.
Crocodile hunter said “look there’s a wild claymander I’m gonna poke it with a stick”.
claymander by Toes tickler 98 March 17, 2018

Calimander 

A sex position involving one male and five females. The male is laying down legs and arm spred. Arm perfurible above head. The females each take an apendige of their choosing, a leg, an arm, or the penis. Then the females go at it. The male does not (some times cant) need to move.
Yo man, I just had a Calimander with five girls last night.

Callender 

used in a name means you are one of the most bad ass people around. Coming from ancient metal decent they are a beast at just about every thing they try.
Girl #1 did you hear about that new callender kid?
Girl #2 yea hes such a bad ass.
Callender by f.this61 November 23, 2011
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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