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California Steam Roller 

A California Steam Roller is when you hold in a crap for a long period of time than crap in out and smother yourself in it. Afterwards you must roll over a girl until she is also covered in poop.

If you want you can shove a Twinkie up her butt.
California Steam Rollers are fun but smelly.

"Did you remember the Twinkie Tonight?"
"Why are we gonna California Steam Roll?"
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California steamroller 

When u shit on someone's chest flip into it and roll around in it
Hey babe let me do the California steamroller

California steamroller

A wild and chaotic sexual challenge that combines the heat of a sauna, the spice of chili, and the unexpected power of flatulence.

The "Steamroller" begins when one partner consumes a massive bowl of chili beans with extra hot peppers, followed by a quick sauna session to get the body sweating. The true test comes when they enter the next phase: the partner must unleash a series of thunderous farts, each one stronger than the last, all while rolling the other partner around in the sauna. The heat of the sauna amplifies the pungent aroma of the chili-induced flatulence, creating a cloud of spice-scented steam.
Last night, Chad dared me to do the California Steamroller after we ate that insane chili at the food truck. I thought I was gonna pass out from the heat in the sauna, but it wasn’t the steam that got me—it was the hellacious fart cloud that nearly knocked me out. Never again.
California steamroller by ngraven January 19, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026