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A delicious and mythical burrito found in Mexican eateries, also known as a Cali Burrito. It is native to Southern California, especially San Diego. The California Burrito consists of carne asada, cheese, sour cream and French fries or potatoes rolled into a flour tortilla. Guacamole may be substituted for sour cream, though this not a true Cali burrito, just an imposter (known as a Cyrus Burrito).
"I almost had a heart attack while eating a massive California burrito last night!"
by daasnescreek March 21, 2006
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A delicious and best burrito found in Faxican eateries, also known as a Cali Burrito. It is native to Southern California. The California Burrito consists of carne asada, cheese, Guacamole and French fries or potatoes rolled into a flour tortilla. Sour cream may be substituted for guacamole, though this not a true Cali burrito, just an imposter.
"I almost had a heart attack while eating a massive California burrito last night!"
by nunnyo January 12, 2013
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The best kind of burrito, ALWAYS made with guacamole. It also has everything else a normal burrito has. They are made fresh from authentic restaurants.
Dude, im hungry, I'm going down the street to get myself a California burrito.
by CaliforniaDude76 March 17, 2015
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A guy who wrappes his dick in a tortilla and the girl bites into it.
Guy:Hey you want a California Burrito?
Girl:What is that?
Guy:Well I'm gonna wrap my dick in a tortilla and your gonna guzzle it down.
by T-Stiddy May 28, 2009
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