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Calandra 

She is loving, caring, warm spirited, loveable, and beautiful. She is likeable and dependable, everyone's best friend but do not cross her because just as she is friendly her wrath is cold as ice. She's spontaneous and lives to laugh and have fun. She's optimistic and sees the world in a positive light. She will always bring you joy.
Im having a bad day. I need Calandra to brighten it up and make me smile.
Calandra by Peaches1272 March 10, 2013
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Calandra 

She is always happy and has the ability to make anyone smile. She is fun,caring,smart and beautiful but she is extremely hard to find. Her name and personality is what makes her unique so if you find a calandra keep her! As calandra is very friendly her wrath is as cold as ice. Calandra is the best partner you could find with her special ability to make you laugh and keep you happy. Once you get to know calandra you will fall head of heels in love with her.
Person 1: im feeling sad and lonely
Person 2 : you definately need a Calandra
Calandra by Unicorns unite July 3, 2018

Calandra 

Someone that is addicted to World of Warcraft, but is unable to play it well.
Smo Joe is such a Calandra for skipping out on us to play World of Warcraft. Doesn't he recognize his inability to play the game?
Calandra by Worldly Advice November 21, 2009

jimmy calandra 

Jimmy Calandra is a snitchass stool pigeon
jimmy calandra by VNHF November 30, 2022

Wayne Calandriello 

A man of 13 offenses-Sign that he is the spawn of Satan
Known widely as a sex offender, who prefers spankings and shop-lifting Hispanics and playboys. Was fired for sex offense from Columbia High School, got rehired as a gym teacher in an elementary school, moved up to Maplewood Middle School, and once again ended up in Columbia High School.
Besides his desire for young men, Wayne is also a man of beauty, and knows how to dress and throw stacks. Wayne Calandriello is therefore the greatest gym teacher of all times.
Remember to kids to spread your butt cheeks for Wayne Calandriello!

Casandra 

Beautiful, highly intelligent, amazing girl who is fantastic at anything and everything. Her long, fabulous brown hair falls perfectly, and her appearance is absolutely stunning. I mean she's gorgeous. She has these full, dark brown, captivating eyes that you can't help but gaze into. She has this smile that will make any day so much better if you earn it. So if you start to get to know her, you begin to see more of her amazing personality, and then you start to believe she's perfect, which isn't much of a stretch at all. She's gorgeous, super cool, extremely artsy, definitely smart, very cute, and especially caring. You're lucky if you get to meet and know her, because she just makes everyone around her better. She does have one flaw, however, which is the fact that she has drawn your utmost attention and affection to only her. She is the first and last thought you have, before you dream about her, that is. But that's only after thinking about her keeps you up for a while. You'll daydream about her too, because she'll always be on your mind. Moving on then. She seems to be so intact with everything in her life, and she has freaking royalty in her blood. That's my personal nickname for her, so don't even think about calling her that. But yeah, she's literally a princess in line to become a queen. She's definitely my Queen. I have fallen deeply in love with her and we're finally dating. Side note: oh my, the struggle. Anyway, I'll stop here. I'm sure you get the point.
Casandra is seriously phenomenal. She's one in a thousand-year lifetime.
Casandra by TH3 UNIVERSE February 13, 2015

Casandra 

A short thick female who fun to be around . Loves to party and is very funny and crazy . Great kisser with a nice ass. Beautiful big brown eyes that will make you melt . Most people will describe her as "bad" or crazy . Has an attitude and isn't one to mess with unless you want to end up In an hospital . She's gorgeous and she's chill .
Beware she's a Casandra
Casandra by Tornadoe storming January 2, 2015
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