Is a reference to a spoilt desert dish, normally used as a gag at frat parties. The general act of cake is when one defecates into some unfortunate unsuspecting individuals gateau, laughs mischievously, replaces the top of the gateau and leaves the room.
Said victim, proceeds to scoff the pudding suspecting that gandma has forgotten the appropriate place to empty her colostomy bag.
Said victim - 'Nan, if you keep shitting in my gateau, it's going to a real...'
Nan - 'If you criticize my baking skills again I will shit into your wellington boots, I have never baked a Cake in my life!'
Said victim - 'What is a Cake?'
Nan - 'I don't know look it up on urban dictionary'
Said victim - 'They would never have the balls to put that up'
Nan - 'This is becoming a bit repetitive now, they're just doing their job'
by Iron Balls Billy April 29, 2012

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A romantic involvement. It may or may not be an official significant other, but perhaps just someone you were "talking to", fucking, etc, etc, etc.
I was cakin on this chick last night.
I killed cake yesterday, he didn't take it very well.
by CAEKKKKKK June 17, 2009

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C.A.K.E. Means to Cuddle And Kiss Ect.
Andrew has only C.A.K.E. friends.
by OrgyGlowstix July 26, 2008

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in modern slang, a synonym for money
"It ain't my birthday, but I got my name on the cake" or "I'm tryna get that cake"
by just plain jay June 20, 2007

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1) (n) A silky-smooth combination of sugar, milk, eggs, and flour baked at 375 for thirty minutes. Covered in frosting and given to beautiful people.
2) (n) A prize; something valuable won by a group.
3. (v) To own.
4. (adj) Weak.
5. (n) Stuff. Used in conjunction with the word "my." "stuff" and "cake" are interchangable.
6. (N) A band. Indie kids like them.
7. (v) to leave, only appropriate as a command and followed by the word "off."
1. My mommy made me a cake :)
2. Oh man, don't even think you're keeping that cake, not the whole hundred bucks. I think about twenty to each of us sounds about fair.
3. ...so he was drivin' past me and I was like, nah, fool, I'ma cake yo ass!
4. Dude, you sleep with her T-shirt? You are such a little pansy! Oh snap, how whipped. That's seriously cake, dude.
5. Stop rummaging through my cake, jerk! Do I need to lock up everything I own?
6. I was gonna go see Cake at Buzzfest, but they were playing with LostProphets. I decided it'd be more fun to eat my own soul.
7. Son, you best cake off. Betta walk right out that door.
by Cap'n Awesome May 13, 2005

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A dopeass 'Art Club' full of rappers, artists, skaters, flashers, photographers, athletes, potheads, writers, producers, dreamers, slackers, and a lot of other talented pipedream ass niggas. based in Houston, established in 2013, They want to prove to the world that H Town is more than just swangers, grills, rims, and lean. Not that there's anything wrong with that. CAKE & Art 1213. Relevance and well-being.
C.A.K.E doesn't actually stand for anything.
by Zrack Boyz June 15, 2016

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Scott Got them nice tight cakes
Jordan: Scott Nice Cakes, Jacob: Scott Take a squat and show us them cakes
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Soft and moist.
yo, you are acting very cake.
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