Is a reference to a spoilt desert dish, normally used as a gag at frat parties. The general act of cake is when one defecates into some unfortunate unsuspecting individuals gateau, laughs mischievously, replaces the top of the gateau and leaves the room.
Said victim, proceeds to scoff the pudding suspecting that gandma has forgotten the appropriate place to empty her colostomy bag.
Said victim - 'Nan, if you keep shitting in my gateau, it's going to a real...'
Nan - 'If you criticize my baking skills again I will shit into your wellington boots, I have never baked a Cake in my life!'
Said victim - 'What is a Cake?'
Nan - 'I don't know look it up on urban dictionary'
Said victim - 'They would never have the balls to put that up'
Nan - 'This is becoming a bit repetitive now, they're just doing their job'
by Iron Balls Billy April 29, 2012
Cool Ass Kids Entertainment
A. See those guys there.

B. Yea?

A. Those guys... provide C.A.K.E.
by Moses! June 26, 2011
a term directed at a women with a large ass
Damn, shorty you got a cake!
by da666shedevil April 10, 2011
1, Soft
2, weak
3, full of it
4, Easy
1, Don't talk all this stuff then when it comes down to it you caked up and scary
2, Did you see that fight yesterday? guy2: yea those niggas cake anyway thats why they got let off wit a warning
3, that nigga is cake man he talks so much junk!
4, that was a piece of cake!
by arandomkidyoudontknow June 13, 2009
'Cake' is the word used for when a person is so good looking that there isn't even a word in the urban dictionary to describe them. So you call them cake. Cake meaning fit and yummy.
"wow he's fit"
""Fit doesn't do him justice!"
"Fine he's Cake!!"
"that's more like it"
by CaHmRyI.S May 11, 2009
C.A.K.E. Means to Cuddle And Kiss Ect.
Andrew has only C.A.K.E. friends.
by OrgyGlowstix July 26, 2008
In the game Portal, you only get cake if you don't accept your fate to be burned alive after completing the scientific parcours (after all you've been promised cake and you don't like being lied to!), but to free yourself from that situation and destroy the system that held you captive (also as revenge for your beloved weighted companion cube!); for only then do you get cake.

So, saying that someone didn't get any cake means he can't look behind things, is naive and accepts his fate like a lamb going to the slaughter house.
"That guy's so dumb. He sure as hell didn't get any cake."
by StripTheSoul May 31, 2008
in modern slang, a synonym for money
"It ain't my birthday, but I got my name on the cake" or "I'm tryna get that cake"
by just plain jay June 20, 2007

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