A severe case of mutated vaginitis, where the discharge begins to scab over.
Phillis: What's the matter?
Donna: MY THINGY ITCHES... AND IT'S THE WRONG COLOR!
Phillis: Uhhhh.... Why don't you try "washing" it??
Donna: NO WAY!@! - IT'LL GET WET! - *sneezes - violently... scab fragment grenades through skirt and embeds in parking lot asphalt.
Phillis: HOLY $#$^ !!! - You've got crustivitis!
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