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1.
CPR
Cardiopulmonary resuscitation - basic life support.
Now what's left is CPR but he already gone (Tricky)
by negoro February 13, 2005
 
2.
CPR
Checking People Randomly: A most appropriate signifier for the NYPD's present slogan, CPR, or Courtesy Professionalism Respect, a sad attempt to put words above action, an act of desperation which shares many qualities with what a prepubescent circle jerk would look like, in this case the k(op)s being overweight, impotent, and annoying. Beware for impotency in your neighborhood pig, for that is the first sign of the textbook self-esteem issues that can trigger a binge of false arrests, excessive force, racism, and (enterhumanrightviolationofchoice) etc... that parallells what you might see on an MTV child-pageant show gone wrong.
Wilco: What's CPR stand for the side of that cop car bro?
McWilly: Courtesy-
Wilco: BAHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA BAHAH BAHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHABAHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA BAHAHAHHQHAHAHHphew okay okay sorry go
McWilly: Professio--
Wilco: AHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA BAHAH BAHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHABAHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA BAHAHAHHQHAHAHHphew AHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA BAHAH BAHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHABAHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA BAHAHAHHQHAHAHHphew AHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA BAHAH

McWilly: Respect
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Wilco: I just figured it meant checking people randomly... i got stopped 3 times in brooklyn yesterday. Same pig each time.

McWilly: Sounds about right.
by inparticularly June 27, 2012
 
3.
CPR
Short for Cock to Pussy Resuscitation. Saving a dying pussy with a healthy dose of dick.
I thought she was dying so a gave her a little CPR. Turns out she just needed some dick.
by ReTodd November 11, 2010
 
4.
c.p.r. stands for cardiopulmonary resuscitation
I performed cardiopulmonary resuscitation aka c.p.r.on the dead dude.
by brian baxter December 11, 2006
 
5.
CPR
The sexual act where a female or male performs the standard CPR procedure on another person's dick. The standard involves 30 pumps followed by 2 blows. Repeat the process until they cum (spitting up water like a drowned victim).
Guy: "so could I get a blow job tonight?"
Girl: "I'm not entirely up for that, but I'll give your dick some CPR"
by AceRinggold March 07, 2014
 
6.
CPR
Courtesy, Professionalism, Respect
It is the logo found on some (?) NYPD (New York Police Department) vehicles.
-You know the slogan of the NYPD?
-Yeah, it's easy. CPR, meaning Courtesy, Professionalism, Respect
by dunnothing December 29, 2011
 
7.
CPR
Ceiling-punching rage. To be so enraged as to jump up and punch one's ceiling.
Dude, I was so mad after loosing to Jake at Mario Kart, I busted out some CPR, and now there's a hole in the ceiling...
by Hancockked June 02, 2010