C-Towne

1) N: One with a penis so small, that even one's own mother and personal docter must refrain from laughing if they ever see.

2) V: To prematurely ejaculate at first sight of any moderately attractive woman in the area. This does not ever involve any sort of embarasment as nobody looks in one's general direction anyway.
3) Adj: To have several qualities of a tiny, funny looking penis. Or to be easy to laugh at due to a tiny penis.

1) N: That guy is such a C-Towne. I feel so bad for that C-Towne.
2) V: Good thing nobody is looking, because I just C-Towned
3) Adj: Wow, stop acting so C-Towne.

by pbop October 26, 2010

C-Town

1. A slang term for Cleveland, Ohio. AKA Tha land, Thieveland, Land of tha Heartless, Wasteland, 216, Tha North Coast. This can not be used for any other city that starts with a C. The Cleveland/Akron-Canton area is home to 3.5 million people. Its a very diverse area near Lake Erie. Despite what haters try to say its not all a huge crime infested slum. Yes the Eastside of Cleveland and East Cleveland (East Cleve) is all a bad area, and half the Westide of Cleveland. Also parts of Akron, Canton, Lorain, Elyria, Euclid, and some Eastside suburbs are bad too but 4/5 of the area is a great place to live.

2. If you wanna be a smart ass there is a supermarket called C Town. These supermarkets are all on the NE part of the East Coast, especially NYC and Jersey. So if you are from Cleveland and you go to the East Coast say you are from Tha Land instead of C Town, or you may confuse people or get laughed at.

"C-Town" by Bone Thugs and Twista

(Layzie Bones verse)
"I'm from a place, really ain't safe, Cleveland the birthplace
Midwest niggas, yeah, we stay thirsty
Tim's in the winter with the J's in the summer
all four season's we stay workin'
ride with a g'
come and slide with a g'
with the true's in Tha Land we can ride to the beat
light it up, let it burn when you vibin' with me
gotta keep it real to survive in these streets..."

by 216ski May 18, 2008

c-town

another name for cleveland ohio given to us by jim rome

i'm going to c-town to hit the clubs on 6th.

by c-townpete May 20, 2008

c-town

CLEVELAND, OH. NOTHING ELSE.

common mistakes/posers: cincinatti, columbus, canton, seattle, and above all, chicago

regular black dude: c-town is the shit
actual retard: ya i like chicago
regular black dude: fuck that

by zachattack0428 April 12, 2007

c-town

Cleveland, Ohio, aka C-Town, is the best city ever and all of its residents are totally awesome.

C-Town is the city where Lebron James reigns as king.

by Brad89 June 1, 2007

C-Town

Cleveland, OH. Cleveland and only cleveland has earned the right to become this city. It is not Concord coughwhitneycough and is not Cincinnati or Covina or anything like that.

Dude: "Imma go to C-Town and get me some rocks!"

Bitch: "Cool. I wanna go back to visit my boyfriend!...wait, this isnt the way to Concord!"

Dude: "Thats cuz we arent going to Concord, dumbass!"

by bojzzle December 9, 2004

c-town

A city in northeast OHIO. Otherwords known as Cleveland.

I come from C-Town.

by Chris Phillips June 30, 2002