\"G-Union\" must be a stupid punk from somewhere pointless like Detroit, since he can\'t spell Cincinnati correctly.
by Nati Rules April 27, 2005
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(N.) The only town even sadder than Cleveland. It's so sad, the ONLY thing it's known for is a terrible sitcom, "WKRP in Cincinatti" from the 70's or 80's. ( I forget which. ) It's so sorry, I can't even say anything else about it, but there's another city in Ohio, though, that's even worse off than these bums. Columbus, Ohio, which oddly enough IS an Actual Major City, despite it never being heard of, BY ANYONE. THIS IS America's offical ghost town.
I thought pathetic, no-point-in-living-if-you-live-there Cincinatti was nothing. Columbus is a town with around half a million people in it, THAT NO ONE HAS EVER HEARD OF!
by G-Union June 24, 2003
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When you take a shit in a pillow case and beat someone over the head with it several times.
Billy was bein' an ass so i gave him the ol' Cincinnati Surprise!
by Pater June 26, 2003
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Everything is backwards in Cincinatti... This sexual gesture involves the male subject to be "titty fucking" the female subject backwards. The female's view now reveals the male's rear end and right below it, his scrotum in the shape of a bow-tie, right where a bow-tie would normally rest.
"Gee miss, I sure would like to give you a Cincinatti Bowtie."
by Hrag June 3, 2006
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When you titty fuck someone backwards so that your balls are on their neck and it looks like a bowtie.
"Hey Adam, that deep Cincinatti bowtie was fantastic." Says Niamh
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when you are fucking in the missionary position and your balls are smacking her asshole hard enough to cause a bruising effect of the brown eye.
Auggie was fucking her so hard it gave her a cincinatti shiner, and she couldn't shit right for days
by iamalsome March 28, 2009
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The act of causing temporary breathlessness by smearing smegma from a cheesy and unwashed phallus over the nasal passages of the victim.
'Crafer, pass me the cheeseboard please'
'I'll give you a cincinatti cheeseboard unless you shut up'
by The fuzzy Arouser July 12, 2012
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