Buttoncock

Having a cock so small and retracted that it is not even worthy of being referred to as a cock. Rather, it appears to be a one-holed button against the pubic region, with a very slightly pronounced rim that is the skin around the shaft. The actual bulb of the penis is sunken below this rim and appears to be no more than a fleshy button like that found on a sweater or shirt.

My friend SamERazar is such an unfortunate soul. The poor bastard can not get laid for being laughed at. Apparently his cock is so small that it hardly protrudes from his fat body. Sam therefore will be referred to from now on as Buttoncock.

Buttoncock by Evander Brandicci January 9, 2009

buttknocker 

One of the dozens of slang terms used by Beavis and Butt-head. Buttknocker could refer to
a)A homosexual, as anal sex is the only form of intercourse for gay men, or
b)An erection in somebody's ass, referring to pulling out and then tapping and wiping the semen on said ass.

Beavis: Shut up, Butt-head! I'm gonna play drums on your nads with my foot!
Butt-head: I'd like to see you try, buttknocker!
Beavis: Don't call me that, Butt-head! (Beavis kicks Butt-head in the testicles)

buttknocker by dilary huff April 24, 2008

Buttknocker 

1.) Term made popular by Beavis and Butthead.

2.) One who exists to knock on ass. Arguably an accusation of homosexuality.

Beavis: Heheheh, move bunghole!
Butthead: Uh, shut up buttknocker! Uhuhuhuh.

Buttknocker by C2Y October 4, 2005

Suckin Buttcock 

An act of sexual congress engaged by sluts who want a taste of the candy bar right after it has exited the rectum while it is still warm with flavor.

Damn that girl be suckin buttcock, as soon as you pull it out i am putting it in my mouth i love suckin buttcock.

Suckin Buttcock by rediculouse z-train May 2, 2010

Buttcock Utopia 

A drug addict rat who lives in or around garbage cans.

dude, did you see that buttcock utopia over there?

Buttcock Utopia by Waggerd April 22, 2009

Buttknock 

1.)Shortened form of "buttknocker", made famous by Beavis and Butthead.

2.)One accused of performing anal sex.

Ryan: Dude, lets make a fire.
Arlo: Shit, I forgot to bring matches!
Chris: You buttknock!

Buttknock by C2Y October 4, 2005

buttonfuck

1. To cause a software or hardware malfunction in an electronic device by pressing an unknown combination or sequence of buttons. Sometimes this can be caused by someone running their fingers across the buttons on the front of a device or just mashing the buttons.

2. To exercise proficiency in a particularly awkward method of entering data into an electronic device. For instance, using a Playstation 3 controller quickly enough to have a chat session or surf the web with ease. Another example would be using a cell phone without a full qwerty keyboard to text prolifically.

1. Todd buttonfucked the microwave now its stuck in the clock setting mode.

2. Doug, why don't you just marry your PS3 you buttonfuck that thing to death anyway.

buttonfuck by Winkworth May 16, 2011