Butt Hummer

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Sexual act; during anal sex (typically best between men) at the point of climax, the recipient of the load blasts a forceful, monstrous anal queef vibrating the schlong as it makes the deposit.

I was slamming this dude's ass last night and he gave me a crazy dope butt hummer. I was in heaven until I realized he back blasted me with shit streaked sperm.

Butt Hummer by steve the leech November 23, 2013

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Butt Hummer

The art of pressing one's lips upon another's butthole and humming a tune

I gave her a butt hummer

Butt Hummer by Skank_Bacon May 31, 2018

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Butt Hummer • Butt Hammered • butt hammers • butthumper • Butt • butt pirate • Butt nugget • butt slut • butt-load • BUTT ROCK

Butt Hammered

The act of being extremely intoxicated, far worse than butt trashed. An entirely new dimension of drunk. Enough said.

Sarah, you were butt hammered last night.

Butt Hammered by WindowLicker9000 February 4, 2010

butt hammer

A ransack of one's asshole so extremely deep and hard that bum crumbs and ass debris are scattered about the area. After a butt hammer one's asshole can only be described as ass dough.

1st guy:Dude, why is your girlfriend limping?
2nd guy:After a butt hammer no one walks straight

butt hammer by Brgr23 May 23, 2008

butt hammers

when a particular individual laks the self awarness to complete a wipe, leaving small particles of poop clinging on the the tendriles of hair on the inside ones butt cheeks.

I wish i would have spent more time on the wipe, ive got a massive set of butt hammers right now.

butt hammers by jonny lyford August 19, 2007

butthumper

Immune to the laws of physics and incapable of independent activity, the butthumper finds your rear bumper on an open stretch of highway, and stays there. The asshole may be using you as a shield against radar, or as a fuel-mileage aid, but usually he/she is talking on the phone and relying on you to scan the road for them.

Ten lanes of superhighway to drive on and this jerk has to tailgate me. What a butthumper.

butthumper by bullshark April 1, 2008

Butthumper

a person who uses there butt to hump the grass

phillip butthumped the grass to get the shit of his ass he is a butthumper

Butthumper by hames666 August 16, 2019

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026