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California bitch-slap 

Similar to a standard bitch-slap, except that the hand is cocked nearly straight-armed, far behind the slapper, as if they were spreading their arms wide. The movements are heavily exaggerated, to emphasize the severity of the situation that calls for such a slap. The motion is to represent having to reach back to California for the wind-up. Known as the Jersey bitch-slap when used in California.
"Teena pissed me off so bad, I had to give her a California bitch-slap. Believe me, the bitch deserved it."

bitch slap 

It's what one girl does to another girl who is sleeping with her man and she finds out
Brandi : Chad was fucking Heather and Katie last night until Keirsten walked in on them she gave them both a bitch slap from hell I guess you don't mess with her man!

Julie : I can't believe she would do that to her mother and sister!
bitch slap by JDawg 316 April 8, 2016

bitch slap 

To open handedley slap someone. Denote disrespect for the person being bitch slapped as they are not worthy of a man sized punch. Suggests the slap was met with little resistance and much whining
Kieth owed me that $20 for weeks and I had to bitch slap the M.F. to get it back.
bitch slap by Ken November 29, 2002

vocabularical bitch slap 

When someone uses a needlessly complicated or esoteric word when a simpler word or expression would suffice.
A common occurence amongst neophyte academics who wish to impress peers.
Why did you say "lacuna" to just say that he had a "break" or "opening" in his schedule? That was a needless vocabularical bitch slap.
vocabularical bitch slap by novalush December 18, 2009

virtual bitch slap 

Any form of damage or disparagement, which can be done without the need for proximity, directed to another person who has been labeled a bitch.
"The little troll spamming the comment section of my post needs a virtual bitch slap"
virtual bitch slap by b1tchcakes December 14, 2016

bitch slap upside the head

Gosh!, Alex is whining about nothing he needs a bitch slap upside the head.