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Booty Burn 

normally occurs after consumption of spicy food in which the person has a painful burning sensation when defecating. Often requires lotion and/or petroleum jelly on crack of buttocks and outer anus.
Nray: Wow that Thai food was amazing.

Mike: Yea but you better be careful... everyone knows that stuff will give you booty burn

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Mike: Hey, what you up to tonight? Lets go grab some beers.

Ray: Nah, I've got the booty burn. I had 3 burritos covered in salsa.

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Jr.: Why are you walking funny?

Mike: I ate Mexican food last night and got the booty burn. Got any vaseline?

Jr: Yes and we could use that vaseline in another way too

Mike: Uh... I'm going home now
Booty Burn by slackwear July 31, 2009

Dry Booty Burn

When one is unable to use lube or saliva so they stick their genitalia into the anus dry.
Brittany: You got the lube?
Chad: No.
Brittany: That’s okay I enjoy Dry Booty Burn.
Chad: Kinky. ;)

Burn the boot 

Having anal sex while using Astro glide causing little puffs of smoke from the anal cavity that has the aroma of a burning boot.
The house smelled burnt rubber so I yelled upstairs to mossy , hey essay did you burn the boot ?