4 definitions by cookiemonsterthepimp

Excrement Firecracker

Originally quoted by Jack Dylan Grazer. When one shoves a firecracker up their anus and lights it on fire with the wick sticking out of ones anus.

Harley: I’m going to commit Excrement Firecracker!

David: No! Don’t do it!
Harley: *Explodes from the inside out*

by cookiemonsterthepimp November 6, 2019

Bad-Boingers

When a female has impeccably large boobs.

Bartholomew: Man she has a good pair of Bad-Boingers

Alisha: Yeah her Bad-Boingers are out of this WORLD!

by cookiemonsterthepimp May 12, 2020

Dry Booty Burn

When one is unable to use lube or saliva so they stick their genitalia into the anus dry.

Brittany: You got the lube?
Chad: No.
Brittany: That’s okay I enjoy Dry Booty Burn.
Chad: Kinky. ;)

by cookiemonsterthepimp November 7, 2019

Theatre Dump

When one is in the middle of an act with a preferably big audience and cannot hold in one's feces. To release the individual's feces they are forced to squat on stage and release their feces into their delicates.

Brian forgot to take his anti-diarrheal but the show must go on.

Brian: *squats on stage*
Susie: What are you doing!?
Brian: Taking a theatre dump.
Audience: *laughs*

by cookiemonsterthepimp November 6, 2019