Brian Burkert 

The fattest thicc boy around. Can destroy simple mortals with his powerful ass that controls the minds of all women as they powerfully jiggle. It’s asshole is so big it can absorb pure energy and it’s farts commit nuclear disasters.

Damn that Brian Burkert is so thicc I can’t beleive his ass can cause so much power! Don’t let it jiggle in your face!!

Brian Burkert by BrianBurkert69 September 16, 2019

burkett 

A boy who is a total creep. He txts every girl he can get his hands on. Only to ask to sext or to hangout so he can hook up with the hundreds of girls he texts. Too bad nobody texts back =

Person 1: did that boy text you yet

Person 2: yea he is a total creep

Person 1: what a burkett

burkett by a girl this dick texts August 12, 2012

Burgertory 

Like purgatory A waiting area that most fast food places have in the drive-thru so customers can wait on their special food order.

Our food had to be prepared so we were placed in burgertory.

Burgertory by MaxXanth October 3, 2008

Burkerig 

To repair or modify an existing mechanism, such as an automobile or Apple computer, with no professional training, knowledge, or ability. Often results in rendering the object useless and/or ineffective.

The air conditioning in the Santa Fe didn't seem to work, so he just Burkerigged under the hood. The only problem is that now the air conditioning still doesn't work and the car can only turn left.

Burkerig by Appleman69 April 19, 2010

Burgertime

1. A videogame popular in the 1980s that involved moving a chef around the board while he built big hamburgers.

2. A nickname or epithet for a fat person, making fun of their supposed proclivity for eating.

1. I love to play arcade games from the 1980s such as Dig Dug, Mr. Do!, Rally X and Donkey Kong.

2. Oh, great, my airline seat is next to a damn Burgertime. He'll probably spill over into my seat.

Burgertime by PMax February 11, 2008

burgerturosis 

when you mix awkward chemicals together

christina dont do that burgerturosis

burgerturosis by Nate Mcguire September 19, 2009

Burkettiquette 

Burkettiquette is defined as uninvited intrusion into an acceptance speech either not yet or having just begun by an honoree. Although similar to being Kanyed, this interruption is marked not by dissatisfaction with the honoree being chosen so much as it is to spite the honoree due to once having involvement in the project for which the honor is being bestowed but instead feeling entitled to speak on the project's behalf.

Friend 1: Did you see the 82nd Annual Oscar's last night?
Friend 2: Yeah, why?
Friend 1: Elinor Burkett totally interrupted Roger Ross Williams before he could get out his acceptance speech.
Friend 2: Oh yeah, that? Talk about bad etiquette.
Friend 1: No, more like bad Burkettiquette.

Burkettiquette by Ben Chott March 8, 2010