Broxton

Broxton is a very great friend and very reliable. Can be a pain at times but always has your back in the end. If you date a Broxton you are very lucky, keep him close to your heart.

That boy is great..he muct be a broxton

Broxton by thelovergirl March 22, 2013

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Broxton park is a school filled with evil devil children. In the bathrooms they just shit all over the place! Like i don't know what kind of bowel explosions are happening but there but it's just traumatizing, you will occasionally find blood in the bathroom, I don't even want to imagine why... But the teachers aren't any better, the enjoy stabbing people in the back and making the shit school even shittier, I didn't know it was possible. Then go on what they call "rabbit trails" this is when they talk about random shit and say it's educational, it's often a sob story and I'm just like "OMG I don't give a fuck! Just shut up and let me not have to endure your sob story!" A teacher said "here are my car keys go grab my Pepsi and come back in" lol, Broxton is odd. Teachers at broxton park are like, " when I was 10 I was bullied" and then start crying and then I'm just like " OMG I don't give a fuck, like stop your sobb story and grow up.

I teach at broxton park so I basically fuck my students in the ass all day long.

broxton park by LikeWhy June 21, 2016

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Broxton sucks ass. There is constantly bad people and hockey boys disturbing everything. The current grade 9s are so weird and either basic or weird. Everyone keeps barking. Sob stories are the only thing the teachers can do. The janitors are the best and yet don't get payed enough.

Broxton park was the shittiest place there has ever been

Broxton park by Onii~chann November 24, 2021

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A K-9 French immersion school in Spruce Grove. For a school in Alberta, it was average, although average in Alberta is abhorrent by international standards. You of course had the teachers who were alleged pedophiles that we never saw the next year because they were quietly let go, but that's only the tip of the iceberg. Ask anyone who went to that school and they will always have something negative to say about it.

One time during lunch period, a classmate of mine went to the sink to add water to their cup of noodles, only to be met with sewage. The water was green, the water was murky, and the water smelt repulsive. I can only imagine what kind of fucked up engineering mishap led to this even being a possibility.

I'm glad that I left that school right as the pandemic hit. I will never have to hear the gremlin children in the hallways screaming at the top of their lungs whatever the current internet brainrot trend is, and I am thankful for that.

Guy #1: Yeah, I went to Broxton Park as a kid.
Guy #2: Dude, I am so sorry for you.

Broxton Park by mikesimons June 18, 2024

Brixton Teabag 

A makeshift weapon consisting of two snooker balls inside a sock, intended to be swung at the victim's head. Made famous by Ray Winstone's character in the 1979 film 'Scum'.

Ray: "Where's your tool?"
The Daddy: "What fackin' tool?"
Ray *Kills with brixton teabag*
Ray: "THIS FACKIN' TOOL!"

Brixton Teabag by DaddyRay May 9, 2013

Brixton diamonds 

The thousands of tiny pieces of glass that result from a smashed phone box (or any other glass structure made of similar materials).

Did you see Nicola push Dan through that McDonalds window? I tell you, there were Brixton diamonds everywhere!

Brixton diamonds by Nicola P September 10, 2005

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Some arsehole says that Brixton isn't that much more dangerous than other parts of London. Perhaps that arsehole should consider getting off the weed and read some police statistics for Lambeth. Start at Cold Harbour Lane having the dubious distinction of being statistically the most dangerous street in the U.K. and move on from there.

Time to get into reality, tough guy.

Cold Harbour Lane Brixton London

brixton by MandyJ February 23, 2008