Brofucius

The ancient philosopher who laid the foundations of the bro code. He is very popular among males, and especially lax bros, who quote and refer to him constantly.

Joe: Yo, Louis, you wanna go snowboarding tomorrow?
Louis: I can't, I'm chilling with my girl.
Joe: Come on man, bros before hoes. You gotta listen to Brofucius.

by phillyfan135 February 1, 2011