Brofucius

The ancient philosopher who laid the foundations of the bro code. He is very popular among males, and especially lax bros, who quote and refer to him constantly.

Joe: Yo, Louis, you wanna go snowboarding tomorrow?
Louis: I can't, I'm chilling with my girl.
Joe: Come on man, bros before hoes. You gotta listen to Brofucius.

Brofucius by phillyfan135 February 21, 2011

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Brucius

A brutal mofo who has made it through hell and back.

Brucius, the legend who overcame the underworld.

Brucius by your loving father June 4, 2014

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broqufius

A black friend that loves to swim and eat red crunchy seedless grapes.

hey did you hear broqufius drowned last weekend after his he ate his favourite meal

broqufius by dinklebamp April 20, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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