Broccoli

1.) Slang for pot

2.) The vegetable that your parents always told you to eat.

1.) "Man, I'm gonna go smoke some Broccoli!"

2.) "Wise words from the departing: Eat your greens, especially Broccoli"-John Balance of Coil, "Broccoli"

by Dagon April 30, 2005

Broccoli

A nick name food weed/marijuana.

"I told the doctor I'm a healthy kid, I smoke broccoli."

by iyana m. January 5, 2017

Broccoli

The best minecraft faction on pvp.thearchon.net Amber Realm

"Broccoli is the best faction on Amber"

by 123sozloser December 16, 2019

Broccoli

When the lady's bum is looking incredible and you know she's definitely eaten her vegetables

- Ay bro, have you seen this sweet one over here? She defo eats broccoli!
- Word bro she defo plays in the bundesliga

by YoungKings February 15, 2021

Broccoli

Bitchy Tomatoes

He hates broccoli

by Ready001 November 8, 2018

Broccoli

A fucking microscopical tree

Mom: eat your broccoli

Kid: oh fuck no mommy i ain’t eating broccoli that shit is a tree

by sexy mama oooooooof March 30, 2021

Broccoli

"And God spake unto the trees, commanding them to become deadly weapons available only to parents of small children everywhere"

"Quickly, Lex, give superman the broccoli...it's ten times more powerful than kryptonite!"

by Karatekid1222 June 15, 2008