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a man's penis, either large or used with authority, as if it were a medieval broadsword.
Don't even trip, girl, you know I swing that broadsword.
by C-Smith October 27, 2005
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A large, durable, indestructible weapon, used to destroy the weaker katana blade.
The Broadsword! On Conquest!
by Poops McGee January 07, 2004
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a two-handed hand job
My dick was so big, she had to broadsword it
by Dbreezy99999 August 05, 2011
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/brôdˌsôrd/

n.

1. a sword with a wide blade, used for cutting rather than thrusting.

2. a thick cock of substantial girth, one whose cross-sectional shape is elliptical, and not circular, thereby providing more surface area for vaginal contact with less required volume of blood.

3. One who calls Danny Boy.
Examples:

"I cut off his cock with my broadsword!"

"Heidi, don't you want my broadsword inside you?"

"Broadsword calling Danny Boy. Broadsword calling Danny Boy."
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1: (noun) When a man holds his penis at the base with one hand, similar to wielding a sword.
1: There's nothing like a man wielding his broadsword.
by bolshefuck111 August 08, 2015
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