8 definitions by joepa007
dig·i·cuffs (dij'-i-kfs)
pl.n.
1. A virtual fistfight.
2. The activity of fighting online via social media.
3. Combat with Tweets instead of fists.
4. The digital equivalent of fisticuffs.
pl.n.
1. A virtual fistfight.
2. The activity of fighting online via social media.
3. Combat with Tweets instead of fists.
4. The digital equivalent of fisticuffs.
Jimmy Kimmel's parody of Kanye West incensed the rapper and led to digicuffs—they fought it out on Twitter.
That late-night skit resulted in digicuffs when a Twitter spat ensued between Kimmel and a gay fish:
"JIMMY KIMMEL IS OUT OF LINE TO TRY AND SPOOF IN ANY WAY THE FIRST PIECE OF HONEST MEDIA IN YEARS" — KANYE WEST (@kanyewest)
"JIMMY KIMMEL PUT YOURSELF IN MY SHOES … OH NO THAT MEANS YOU WOULD HAVE GOTTEN TOO MUCH GOOD PUSSY IN YOUR LIFE…" — KANYE WEST (@kanyewest)
etc.
"apparently @KanyeWest is VERY VERY ANGRY with me...." — Jimmy Kimmel (@jimmykimmel)
That late-night skit resulted in digicuffs when a Twitter spat ensued between Kimmel and a gay fish:
"JIMMY KIMMEL IS OUT OF LINE TO TRY AND SPOOF IN ANY WAY THE FIRST PIECE OF HONEST MEDIA IN YEARS" — KANYE WEST (@kanyewest)
"JIMMY KIMMEL PUT YOURSELF IN MY SHOES … OH NO THAT MEANS YOU WOULD HAVE GOTTEN TOO MUCH GOOD PUSSY IN YOUR LIFE…" — KANYE WEST (@kanyewest)
etc.
"apparently @KanyeWest is VERY VERY ANGRY with me...." — Jimmy Kimmel (@jimmykimmel)
by joepa007 December 17, 2013
A telecommuting professional who works alone from a home office with unlimited access to online porn, but who lacks the ability to control the urges of mastubatory premature ejaculation - especially whilst interacting remotely with colleagues or clients.
Derived from:
Solo,(Latin) to be alone
Pre,(Greek) to occur early
Neur,(Latin) coming from one's nervous system
Derived from:
Solo,(Latin) to be alone
Pre,(Greek) to occur early
Neur,(Latin) coming from one's nervous system
I knew this solopreneur that would beat the meat while on conference calls. One time he forgot to mute the phone and we kept hearing a weird squishing noise in the background.
by joepa007 December 8, 2013
scu·ba cat (skoo-buh kat)
n.
1. A cat that enjoys being in water.
2. A sopping-wet pussy.
3. Term of endearment.
interj.
1. Cry of warning to persons in a swimming pool who are in danger of being struck by airborne cat.
Origin(s): late-2000s, a scuba-diving calico featured on Discovery Channel's "How Stuff Works" show.
n.
1. A cat that enjoys being in water.
2. A sopping-wet pussy.
3. Term of endearment.
interj.
1. Cry of warning to persons in a swimming pool who are in danger of being struck by airborne cat.
Origin(s): late-2000s, a scuba-diving calico featured on Discovery Channel's "How Stuff Works" show.
Examples:
"Chester hates getting wet! ... Yeah, he's no scuba cat."
"Miss u Scuba Cat! Sending u lotsa luv & kitty kisses! home by 8PM! xoxo" (via text)
"Heads-up! ... Scuba cat!!" (throws cat into pool)
"Chester hates getting wet! ... Yeah, he's no scuba cat."
"Miss u Scuba Cat! Sending u lotsa luv & kitty kisses! home by 8PM! xoxo" (via text)
"Heads-up! ... Scuba cat!!" (throws cat into pool)
by joepa007 May 22, 2014
ec·o·fun·da·men·tal·ism | (ek-oh-fuhn-duh-men-tl-iz-uhm)
1. An extreme ideology and social movement in which environmental conservation and improvements of the "health" of the environment are illogically elevated beyond the Natural Rights of Man.
2. A bastardization of the once-noble philosophy of Environmentalism that advocates for the subordination of democratic principles and individual rights to the whims of the Green lobby and the lusty - but mossy, unproven and speculative - concerns of Environmentalists.
1. An extreme ideology and social movement in which environmental conservation and improvements of the "health" of the environment are illogically elevated beyond the Natural Rights of Man.
2. A bastardization of the once-noble philosophy of Environmentalism that advocates for the subordination of democratic principles and individual rights to the whims of the Green lobby and the lusty - but mossy, unproven and speculative - concerns of Environmentalists.
Example:
The Ecofundamentalism espoused by Greenpeace represents the greatest threat to Judeo-Christian Civilization since radical Islam declared war on the West.
The Ecofundamentalism espoused by Greenpeace represents the greatest threat to Judeo-Christian Civilization since radical Islam declared war on the West.
by joepa007 January 2, 2014
dig·i·cuff·er | dij'-i-kf-fə(r)
noun
1. A person who engages in digicuffs; a social media pugilist.
2. A virtual boxer.
3. One who fights with Tweets instead of fists.
4. Kanye West.
(plural digicuffers)
noun
1. A person who engages in digicuffs; a social media pugilist.
2. A virtual boxer.
3. One who fights with Tweets instead of fists.
4. Kanye West.
(plural digicuffers)
Jimmy Kimmel got thrashed on Twitter when he parodied Kanye West, a skilled digicuffer:
| "SARAH SILVERMAN IS A THOUSAND TIMES FUNNIER THAN YOU AND THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS IT!!!" — GAY FISH (@kanyewest)
| "...YOU MANIPULATIVE MEDIA MUTHERFUCKER." — KANYE WEST (@kanyewest)
| "apparently @KanyeWest is VERY VERY ANGRY with me...." — Jimmy Kimmel (@jimmykimmel)
| "SARAH SILVERMAN IS A THOUSAND TIMES FUNNIER THAN YOU AND THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS IT!!!" — GAY FISH (@kanyewest)
| "...YOU MANIPULATIVE MEDIA MUTHERFUCKER." — KANYE WEST (@kanyewest)
| "apparently @KanyeWest is VERY VERY ANGRY with me...." — Jimmy Kimmel (@jimmykimmel)
by joepa007 December 18, 2013
noun:
1. A person who seeks to dictate or control the behavior of others in the name of the environment, and who denies the validity of viewpoints that contradict those of the green lobby.
2. One who argues for the subordination of individual self-interest to the interests of the environment or the green lobby.
1. A person who seeks to dictate or control the behavior of others in the name of the environment, and who denies the validity of viewpoints that contradict those of the green lobby.
2. One who argues for the subordination of individual self-interest to the interests of the environment or the green lobby.
The envirofascist argued that the gasoline-powered car owner's individual property rights should be invalidated in the interests of a national environmental policy that mandated the use of hybrid vehicles.
The envirofascists chanted, "All within the environment, nothing outside the environment, nothing against the environment."
The envirofascists chanted, "All within the environment, nothing outside the environment, nothing against the environment."
by joepa007 December 29, 2009
ec·o·fas·cist | (ek-oh-fash-ist)
n:
1. A person who seeks to dictate or control the behavior of others in the name of the environment.
2. One who advocates for the subordination of individual self-interest to the ecofundamentalism of the Green lobby.
2. The political and philosophical inspiration for the the eco-terrorist.
n:
1. A person who seeks to dictate or control the behavior of others in the name of the environment.
2. One who advocates for the subordination of individual self-interest to the ecofundamentalism of the Green lobby.
2. The political and philosophical inspiration for the the eco-terrorist.
Example:
The ecofascists farcically argued that the fossil fuel consuming Ferrari owner's individual property rights could be invalidated in the interests of a national policy of ecofundamentalism that mandated the use of hybrid vehicles.
The ecofascists farcically argued that the fossil fuel consuming Ferrari owner's individual property rights could be invalidated in the interests of a national policy of ecofundamentalism that mandated the use of hybrid vehicles.
by joepa007 January 2, 2014