A place that resembles a thistle. The top part is beautiful and the bottom part is covered with pricks.
by sam_squawk July 22, 2009
A nation of tea lovers and hot accents that can't stop politically fucking it self over with a dick that's too big for it's anus.
This nation is basically England pretending Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland don't exist.
This nation is basically England pretending Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland don't exist.
"Ello Govnah"
"he's from Britain"
"he's from Britain"
by A cactus called Aloe July 7, 2016
by Rainbow+Leprechaun August 12, 2008
Great Britain, United Kingdom
Small, tired, miserable and damp little island located west of the European mainland. Once the pre-eminent power of the world during the 19th century but now a mere shadow of it's former self. Horrible weather and food, and posseses a culture that is increasingly being transformed into a beer-swilling "yob" gutter society. Due to the rapid Islamisation of the UK it is not advisable to use their mass transit systems.
Mostly harmless.
Small, tired, miserable and damp little island located west of the European mainland. Once the pre-eminent power of the world during the 19th century but now a mere shadow of it's former self. Horrible weather and food, and posseses a culture that is increasingly being transformed into a beer-swilling "yob" gutter society. Due to the rapid Islamisation of the UK it is not advisable to use their mass transit systems.
Mostly harmless.
by Thicksheikh September 3, 2007
A group of islands situated of the west coast of mainland Europe mainly populated by uneducated, ill-informed rascists. Chief exports include: war, political intimidation, financial exploitation, environmental damage and twats.
Britain is the shame of the world thanks to lost souls like Tony Blair, The Queen, Voldemort & tattooed tossers you may see in a bar or gutter near you if you have a nice country we have not invaded yet.
by cosmicbruce January 7, 2010
A very nice location in Western Europe. It is known for it's beatiful scenery, famous artists of many forms, and classic food. The women also feel free to have a little hair in locations that the culture of the tyrannical United States would not allow. They also allow a little leeway in the area of dental hygeine, allowing people to have the teeth they want, not the teeth that society has determined is "better." They understand that expecting teeth to be purely white is a fallicy, and has it's roots in racism. It also has a large amount of rain, which has a positive effect on the country, as it leads to depressions, which leads to some suicide, which prevents population crisises (is that a word? crisises? anyway...). England is a beatiful place that has given us Harry Potter, James Bond, Lord of the Rings, and the Chronicles of Narnia. All four of those series are based on true stories.
Briton: I say, you Yankees should come and visit Britain some day.
American: Why I think I will.
Briton: And try some fish and chips!
American: Yum! What kind of chips? Lays? Pringles?
Briton: Oh, no I'm sorry, you're thinking of POTATO chips. In Britain, what we call chips, you call French fries.
American: Fuck you.
American: Why I think I will.
Briton: And try some fish and chips!
American: Yum! What kind of chips? Lays? Pringles?
Briton: Oh, no I'm sorry, you're thinking of POTATO chips. In Britain, what we call chips, you call French fries.
American: Fuck you.
by Clarence Hedgewater September 20, 2011
by matthew tigerhawk kurschnerman February 4, 2011