Home to the biggest ass holes in the world. These ass holes tend to be cocky, selfish, arrogant, stupid, and act like they own everyone and everything.
Britain sucks, you filthy Brits are all just mad the USA stole your world power seat!
by matthew tigerhawk kurschnerman February 04, 2011
A small island that strangely enough still seems to consider itself a world power despite all evidence to the contrary.

The population is still divided by class because the British are still "subjects", not citizens due to the continuing presence of a monarchy. Accordingly the British classify themselves as upper, middle, or lower class on the strength of the job they do. Basically, Law, the civil service and the army is ok ( linked to monarchy), banking and finance tolerated ( money is worshipped in britain) but anything else means you are considered at the level of an African toilet cleaner.

Readership/non readership of the Daily Mail decides your level of patriotism. Accent, employment, education, post code, religion and net wealth makes or breaks the average Brit. One absolute stigma that makes you a "chav" ( modern pretentious middle class term for poor working class) is to find yourself living in social housing. This attitude was introduced by Maggie Thatcher in the 1980's to encourage the housing market.

Also, some time in the late 90's a constituent part of Britain, i.e. the English decided to base their national identity on the wearing of football shirts and the singing of "En-ger-land" over and over to any passing French or German person. Morris dancing and the eating of roast beef one presumes became a little dull in the light of Euro 96.

Currently Britain is considering making being a foreigner a criminal offence. This legislation is hoped to be brought in just in time before Britain disappears up it's own backside sometime after the 2012 Olympics.
Watch little Britain. Say no more.
by Alphonse du ponce March 13, 2008
A country that put my country, "Das Land von Deutschland" into recession for no god damn reason (just like France). Blaming my people for World War 1. They did not even have anything to do with the problem that some part of Austria-Hungary wanted to break off for some stupid reason. if the stupid black hand didn't kill the arch duke,"Franz Ferinand' there probably wouldn't have been a World War 1 or 2. But no. Annoying accents. smells like shit and also looks like it. Mean people, also they have some stupid laws und was nicht. Bad flag obessed; with football. Made my people pay for all damages for World War 1. They also have some bad leaders like churchill. Allied with france for no reason. Wanted harsh punishments for country when they did not do anything wrong in the first place. They are and still are a major threat to my country,"Germany". the people are just as mean,stupid, and annoying as they are in France. Basically, one of the worst countrys in Europe. They also drive on the other side of the car and road. are those stupid jackasses trying to kill people by creating an accident. They have a bad flag and mean stupid people with annoying accents like the french. They are not smart people, very rude and a major threat to thy people,"the GERMANS"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They also say, "bloody hell" to much.
jerks,french,idiots,mean,stupid, Britain
by ffsfsfdfd March 08, 2009
A small island that strangely enough still seems to consider itself a world power despite all evidence to the contrary.

The population is still divided by class because the British are still "subjects", not citizens due to the continuing presence of a monarchy. Accordingly the British classify themselves as upper, middle, or lower class on the strength of the job they do. Basically, Law, the civil service and the army is ok ( linked to monarchy), banking and finance tolerated ( money is worshipped in britain) but anything else means you are considered at the level of an African toilet cleaner.

Readership/non readership of the Daily Mail decides your level of patriotism. Accent, employment, education, post code, religion and net wealth makes or breaks the average Brit. One absolute stigma that makes you a "chav" ( modern pretentious middle class term for poor working class) is to find yourself living in social housing. This attitude was introduced by Maggie Thatcher in the 1980's to encourage the housing market.

Also, some time in the late 90's a constituent part of Britain, i.e. the English decided to base their national identity on the wearing of football shirts and the singing of "En-ger-land" over and over to any passing French or German person. Morris dancing and the eating of roast beef one presumes became a little dull in the light of Euro 96.

Currently Britain is considering making being a foreigner a criminal offence. This legislation is hoped to be brought in just in time before Britain disappears up it's own backside sometime after the 2012 Olympics.

Example of what? Total abject failure of britain as a society?
by Albert Steptoe March 12, 2008
A small island that strangely enough still seems to consider itself a world power despite all evidence to the contrary.

The population is still divided by class because the British are still "subjects", not citizens due to the continuing presence of a monarchy. Accordingly the British classify themselves as upper, middle, or lower class on the strength of the job they do. Basically, Law, the civil service and the army is ok ( linked to monarchy), banking and finance tolerated ( money is worshipped in britain) but anything else means you are considered at the level of an African toilet cleaner.

Readership/non readership of the Daily Mail decides your level of patriotism. Accent, employment, education, post code, religion and net wealth makes or breaks the average Brit. One absolute stigma that makes you a "chav" ( modern pretentious middle class term for poor working class) is to find yourself living in social housing. This attitude was introduced by Maggie Thatcher in the 1980's to encourage the housing market.

Also, some time in the late 90's a constituent part of Britain, i.e. the English decided to base their national identity on the wearing of football shirts and the singing of "En-ger-land" over and over to any passing French or German person. Morris dancing and the eating of roast beef one presumes became a little dull in the light of Euro 96.

Currently Britain is considering making being a foreigner a criminal offence. This legislation is hoped to be brought in just in time before Britain disappears up it's own backside sometime after the 2012 Olympics.
In britain it is common to sing "two world wars, one world cup"

In Britain it is commonly accepted that shoddy workmanship "looks like it was done by an Indian"
by Marmeduke Smarmy March 14, 2008
Evil bastards who stole Ireland then gave half back.
Irish Farmer: WTF is this???
British KnobJockey: It's half of Ireland
Irish Farmer: WTF am I suppose to do with half of Ireland??
British KnobJockey: I don't know, why don't you make a nice little republic for yourself
Irish Farmer: Nooo! Oi waant me fookin island back ya dorty brit! All of it!
by Rian August 15, 2005
Great Britain, United Kingdom

Small, tired, miserable and damp little island located west of the European mainland. Once the pre-eminent power of the world during the 19th century but now a mere shadow of it's former self. Horrible weather and food, and posseses a culture that is increasingly being transformed into a beer-swilling "yob" gutter society. Due to the rapid Islamisation of the UK it is not advisable to use their mass transit systems.

Mostly harmless.
"Why do they still keep calling it 'Great' Britain?"
by Thicksheikh September 03, 2007

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