A wonderful country that is NOT full of:

1) Bad food (thats a steryotype made after W.W.II when Britain went into a depression)

2) Bad teeth

3) Crumpets (even though they are nice, biscuits and scones are a much more popular tea-treat)

4) "Crazy Accents and words" if americans wanted to use the ENGLISH language, they should not consider the original words and accent "weird"

5) Full of stuck-up bastards, I happen to have lived in England for the first 11 years of my life, and having a foreign family and living in a lower middle class did not mean i was ever insulted by people or made to feel unloved, i truly love the countries (plural) of britain

I also now live in America. Even though i did mention America before, I do think this is a great country too. what happened to being freaking ALLIES?
Britain: ummm, i dont want to make an example, cuz i'm cool like tat!

America: ok!
by goobamonstar March 16, 2009
Britain - a country where it's normal for old men to stand outside the pub having a fag; straight men like sex with a fanny; engines are found under a bonnet; da hood is on the back of da coat; big booty goes on your big foot; dogging doesn't involve any canines; getting a good fisting means pain not pleasure; randy will never be a boys name; and we really love bums.
fag = cigarette, fanny = vagina, bonnet=car hood, dogging=outdoor group voyeur sex, fisting=punch, randy=aroused, bums=ass. Britain, Britain, Britain
by Big Mr B October 25, 2009
A country americans know NOTHING about and base all their perceptions on stereotypes that have never been true, and when brits to try to tell those fat yank cunts otherwise they just fucking contradict you. They all think we live in castles, and wear tweed and bowler hats, have bad teeth and say idiot shit like "tally ho" and whatever the fuck. THIS IS BULLSHIT STEREOTYPING AND WE CAN DO IT TO YOU YANKS YOU FAT, COWBOW HAT WEARING, AROGANT, OVERLY RELIGIOUS LAZY "YEEHAA" SHOUTING DICKHEADS!

Also any fucking idiot american who says "britain is a small island" should look at a fucking map, it a fucking huge island, infact its the 8th largest island in the world, a small island would be jamaica or sicily, britain has counties that are bigger than those islands. BUT YOU YANKS WOULDNT KNOW THAT BECAUSE YOUR FUCKED UP IDEAS OF THE REST OF THE WOULD IS ALWAYS THE RIGHT ONE BECAUSE YOUR AN ARROGANT AMERICAN.
American tourist at buckingham palace no fucking suprises there: HEY HOW BOUT WE GO AND SEE THE REST OF THE CITY OF ENGLANDLAND?

Other american tourist: NAW WE MUSNT DO THAT, IF WE DO WE MIGHT SEE THAT THE REST OF BRITAINLAND IS NOTHING LIKE OUR STUPID STEREOTYPES AND THEN WE WILL LOOK LIKE A RIGHT BUNCH OF IDIOTS! YEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW!
by pointything July 28, 2008
home of banter.
Person 1: Britain is the moust banterous place on Earth
by JediSquirrel July 06, 2011
An awesome race of people, who are generally liked by Canadians, and secretly disliked by americans because of their special forces' superiority and link to the Canadian special forces. Britains have an awesome accent that is the right way to speak english. Britains are great.
American: Man, that british person is a doucebag
Canadian: why, because 4 SAS troops rescued 150 US SEALS troops?
American: that can't be right, the TV said we're the best country in the world
Britains: that's why everyone hates you. lets go have a beer and bang some chicks, canuck
American: boohoo
by back bacon eh? November 05, 2008
A place Justin Beiber got (mentally) kicked out of. First he was bared from Manchester's Sankeys, and then he fought a camera man. Lucky for Justin his bodyguards prevented him getting frimponged by putting him into his baby-seat in the back of the car Justin was using to get about the UK.
Canadian: "Where did Justin Bieber get kicked out of again?"
British Person: "It was Britain, HAR HAR"
Canadian: "HAR HAR, THAT IS A FUNNY THING!"
by hypemandem March 10, 2013
the best country in the world came 4th in the 08 olymipics and only countrys that were like 1000 times bigger beat them, yep thats right britain is very small but still kicks every other countrys ass, and unlike americans we can actually walk properly. our weather is quite shit but that is what makes britain the toughest country ever. the defintion of britain: THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD, BRITAIN RULES AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT :P
brit: Britain rules :)
brit 2: hell ye
brit: we deserve our recognition as a powerfull country, we have fought countless wars and weve come thru better off each time
brit 2: go britain!!!
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 15, 2009

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