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The act of always talking about girls (usually young) but never acting on the words due to lack of charm/shyness/hyper-controlling girlfriend
Derek - "Woah guys, check out that hot piece of ass doing her A-levels. I'd plough that like a freshly grown field"

Guys - "Shut up Derek, every time your girlfriend goes away you go all brunstrom on our asses. Cut it out and get back to tickling your bald eagle"
brunstrom by The EXIT Wolfpack March 20, 2011

brandston 

A mean girl who eats their nose hair at the lunch table 🙄
That mean girl is eating their nose hair it must be a Brandston.
brandston by Lily Reese February 21, 2022

Branstorming 

The thinking you accomplish on the throne is directly proportional to the amount of fibre you have in your diet.
The concept of branstorming came to me while branstorming and in such proved to me that in fact the chicken came first.
Branstorming by ArmitageShanksy January 22, 2008

Jonas brandstrup linnebjerg ripa 

I big fat idiot who has a mega smal dick
Jonas brandstrup linnebjerg ripa is a big fat idiot who has a mega smal dick