"Christ I'm in pain here!"
"What is it Elton, are your piles playing up again?"
"No David it's me bowel trowel it's chaffed to buggery on me sequin kegs, get the vaseline would you."
Elton John's infamous backstage comments to life partner David Furnish, that were only transmitted, by some cruel trick of fate, on Iranian TV causing mass burings of his Lion King soundtrack and the slaughter of Tehran Zoo's pride of lions.
Oddly sequin imports to Iran increased by 1000% that year.
"What is it Elton, are your piles playing up again?"
"No David it's me bowel trowel it's chaffed to buggery on me sequin kegs, get the vaseline would you."
Elton John's infamous backstage comments to life partner David Furnish, that were only transmitted, by some cruel trick of fate, on Iranian TV causing mass burings of his Lion King soundtrack and the slaughter of Tehran Zoo's pride of lions.
Oddly sequin imports to Iran increased by 1000% that year.
by Peter Cunningham May 19, 2008
An explosive turd. Usually builds up in the intestines, slithering around undetected gathering bits and pieces of digested taco bell and steel reserve. Then with little notice explodes out of the anus by-passing even the most strongest of sphincters.
Damn dude, I just dropped a Hiroshima-sized bowel bomb in that bitch! It looked like an interracial gay porno in fast-rewind.
by just call me K May 15, 2009
by todh November 6, 2007
The act of inserting water into a person’s anus prior to having unexpected ass sex with them while their bowels are still full of water.
Dave was such a tree hugging hippie that I decided to give him an enema and mount him before he could expel the water figuring Dave May actually enjoy fracking the bowels.
by RBAK December 12, 2016
Man 1: You want to join me and a friend for a game of pool?
Man 2: You two go ahead. I had Chipotle for dinner so I've got to Bowel Out this game. Hopefully I can play the next one.
Man 2: You two go ahead. I had Chipotle for dinner so I've got to Bowel Out this game. Hopefully I can play the next one.
by sociologistjosh May 11, 2020
A bowel motion (or bowel action) is what results when a person defecates (see defecation), or passes solid or semi-solid material ('poo') from the anus.
Most people have one bowel motion ('poo') each day, but the usual range in the population varies from three or four bowel motions a day to one a week.
The type of bowel motions produced can be an indication of the health of the person passing them. For example, people who are constipated produce hard turds because their digestive system is sluggish and a great deal of water is absorbed in the large intestine from the 'poo'. On the other hand, people with diahorrea have watery bowel motions. If you notice blood in your bowel motions, you should see a doctor.
See also fecal mass.
Most people have one bowel motion ('poo') each day, but the usual range in the population varies from three or four bowel motions a day to one a week.
The type of bowel motions produced can be an indication of the health of the person passing them. For example, people who are constipated produce hard turds because their digestive system is sluggish and a great deal of water is absorbed in the large intestine from the 'poo'. On the other hand, people with diahorrea have watery bowel motions. If you notice blood in your bowel motions, you should see a doctor.
See also fecal mass.
Lara went to the doctor because she was constipated and hadn't had a bowel motion (or 'poo') for ten days. She normally went to the toilet to 'poo' once a day. The doctor gave her a laxative, and she had a bowel motion the next day.
by Boris2 February 21, 2009
by cherrypicker October 27, 2006