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Doing a Boris

What Boris Johnson has just done while trying to become Prime Minister of the UK.

Imagine you want to live in Dave's house. To get it, you walk in and openly do a massive shit in his front room. Dave moves out. Thing is, your shit smells so bad you decide you don't want it after all, leaving the house and the rest of the street for that matter, a desolate rancid mess.

This is known as doing "a Boris".
I just caught Johnny doing a Boris.
Doing a Boris by LennyDipp June 30, 2016
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Boring cuntiness 

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The disease was first discovered by K.R. And M.B.
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Imagine you want to live in Dave's house. To get it, you walk in and openly do a massive shit in his front room. Dave moves out. Thing is, your shit smells so bad you decide you don't want it after all. Leaving the house, and the rest of the street for that matter, a desolate rancid mess.

This is known as doing 'a Boris'.
'Did your mate end up with that bird?'
'Nah, he totally Boris'd it. Prick.'

'Are you going to take that job?'
'Maybe'
'Just don't do a boris, yeah?'
A Boris by whatleydude June 30, 2016

Boris Johnson 

A man who can't even adhere to his own covid guidelines.
Boris Johnson and his cronies put the UK in restrictions On Christmas 2020, yet he invites 100 people to a Christmas sesh to have some cheese and wine.
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Life of boris

You know the guy you look up to in life? He’s basic him but with lots more Slav much more hardbass and lots adidas
Life of boris by meme_mastah November 3, 2018