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1. Individuals residing in rural northwest Iowa who are often featured in stories told by grandparents; such stories may involve the subject eating too much ice-cream and developing a stomach ache or diarrhea, stepping in cow maneur, or falling asleep in front of the television after an exhausting day.

2. Residents in rural northwest Iowa who one tell stories about, regardless of whether the listener knows or cares about the subjects.
1. Ol' Borcher came home t' other night with a gut-ache; guess he ate an entire large pizza at The Pizza Ranch.

2. I hadn't walked through the door before Grandma started telling a story about how one o' the Borchers accidentally scooped up his pet cat while shovelin' snow.
Borchers by P'tainz February 12, 2013

Scott Borchetta 

A douche who makes up excuses for the obviously untalented.

(See immature, tone-deaf, retarded, lame for more explanation.)
That Scott Borchetta is a douche!
Scott Borchetta by AAG8 February 7, 2010

Borchelt 

It is a Florida ginger who like Jewish girls.
That Borchelt is not a virgin.
Borchelt by W_Quave January 23, 2020

Scott Borchetta 

/s-kat bore- cheater/
• a term used to describe an old white

man who doesn't know timezones exist

and profits by selling off someone else's

hardwork of years without their

approval

• a manipulator who spews up fake

paragraphs to defend himself but

nobody believes him

• a term used to describe a rat ,

popularized by Swifties
If a Scott Borchetta talks shit, then I owe him nothing!

Bradley Borcher 

Cool guy, but has a small dick. Deep voice and proud to be gay or straight.

borchers ballet 

the action of sexual intercourse in the upright position when the male is relatively too short to reach the female's vagina; he achieves penetration by repeatedly standing up on his tip-toes
Wow, Brice, that volleyball player you showered with was tall! You must have performed one heck of a borchers ballet!
borchers ballet by whitakbt September 26, 2007