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borchelt 

To expell gas from 2 orifices at once. Can result in an embarrassing situation possessing the guilty party with an overwhelming torque, causing a head-to-toe rotation. The moment of inertia can be calculated using standard equations and parameters:

I = mr^2

where
m is the mass,
and r is the (perpendicular) distance of the point mass to the axis of rotation.
A skydiver may borchelt, losing control of bodily functions in the middle of this unforgettable experience and flip in the sky, as if with no opposing force
borchelt by Seamus Doran October 10, 2007
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Scott Borchetta 

A douche who makes up excuses for the obviously untalented.

(See immature, tone-deaf, retarded, lame for more explanation.)
That Scott Borchetta is a douche!
Scott Borchetta by AAG8 February 7, 2010

Scott Borchetta 

/s-kat bore- cheater/
• a term used to describe an old white

man who doesn't know timezones exist

and profits by selling off someone else's

hardwork of years without their

approval

• a manipulator who spews up fake

paragraphs to defend himself but

nobody believes him

• a term used to describe a rat ,

popularized by Swifties
If a Scott Borchetta talks shit, then I owe him nothing!

mya borchert 

depressed emo with anger issues. is phycho. will kill you
person one: omg look its mya borchert
person two: she so scary