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1.
a fully enlightened person who realizes drinking is the only way to achieve true happiness.
i became a boozer after years of sober induced depression.
by jimbob September 11, 2003
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2.
1) a pub;
2) someone who is constantly intoxicated
1) going to the boozer for a few drinks
2) that guy is such a boozer
by colly November 27, 2003
90 17
 
3.
A place of which to purchase alcoholic beverages, more popularly known in England as the PUB or in the land of the septics... "bar"!
I'm going down the boozer to get pissed!
by Robbo February 02, 2004
36 26
 
4.
One drunk fuckin ass hole
you boozer
by Ian September 04, 2003
27 35
 
5.
A blunt cigar rolled with weed, preferably fat as hell. Usually used as a certain lingo to avoid unwanted attention when asking someone if they wanna blaze up. Also can be used in correlation with Carlos Boozer for added mysticism.
Ex 1. Who wants to go hang out with Carlos?

Ex 2. Hey dude, I think it's boozer thirty, you wanna go take care of that?
by Cheech McChong February 28, 2008
11 21
 
6.
an insane dog that does love to drive people crazy and bark at any living thing that moves
boozer! get off the fuckng bed and stop barking!
by junky monkey from funky town January 17, 2010
5 16
 
7.
Booze" A boozer is a person who floats in a puddle of self pity unable to come to grips with his own reality. The most notable feature of a boozer is he has forgotten who really cares about him because he or she only cares for booze. Warning do not fall in love with a boozer, it is a love triangle with booze being foremost the love, and the most important.
Boozers can be found in most Bars and clubs, if found in a Bar or Club they will pretend to be your friend or just be nasty to you or just want to be left alone rather than be friendly. They can be found at the same old place day after day, or they at times will come home and set in the dark and drink and be a complet asshole to their wife or husband and kids. Frankly speaking they have no life and they don't want anyone else to have one.
by Lew October 22, 2003
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