bong dong

When you can't get hard because you are so high. Analogous to whiskey dick, but through the use of marijuana.

"Dude that chick was blowing me last night, but too bad I had bong dong."
"Man, that sucks. She was hot too."

by 24Ebok8 May 10, 2009

Bong dong

When you can't get a boner because you're so fucking high.

Sweetie, it's okay! It happens to every guy.

No, I'm telling you, it's just bong dong!

by GayBlaine October 7, 2014

Bong-Dong

An impliment used by druggies while having sex. Specifically a dildo that can be used as a bong simultaneously.

"I wanted to take a hit while I was getting laid last night, so instead of just using a dildo, I fired up the Bong-Dong."

by OysterCultist January 3, 2010

bong a dong

The process of giving someone a blow job. Giving head. Sucking dick.

hey, that girl over there is really hot. Yeah, and she sure knows how to bong a dong.

by Kristoe & LC December 21, 2005

The Dong Bong

The act of cupping a male's testicles during felatio; Using one hand to firmly grip the shaft, as if smoking cannabis from a "bong"

Steve Why werent you at the party last night?

I was, but katie was Dong Bonging the shit out of me in the closet!

Word: The Dong Bong

by The Donglord February 25, 2011

Dong Bong

A sexual act in which falacio is performed, and the person giving the oral stimulation places their finger over the receiving parties anus and releases as the receiving party ejaculates.

"Man I had this girl give me an awesome blow job last night, she treated my penis like dong bong!"

by Wesley Sniper August 15, 2011

Dong Bong

A sex move where two people get high and one lights the other's dick and balls on fire.

"God, my balls still hurt. We did the Dong Bong last night."

by Natsfroh April 11, 2022