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Bonersaurus 

The act in which an erect penis detatches itself and forms arms, teeth, feet, and a tail. It then tends to rampage across cities endlessly. The only cure, find a boner-shrinking image; such as Paris Hilton
Tom: Oh my god, is that set of boobs glowing?! I think im getting a boner!!! OH NO! WATCH OUT!

Jerry: What is THAT?

Tom: Its a bonersaurus! Run, Quick! Find a poster of Paris!!

Oh thank god we stopped the brute.
Bonersaurus by Alfonzogarbanzo June 19, 2010
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bonersauce 

1)noun: The outcome of a large mistake

2)noun: Jizz
When I flipped off my asian teacher I had so much bonersauce afterwords. 4 detentions (pshhhh if she was white she wouldn't care)

2) MY BONERSAUCE GOT ALL OVER YOUR FACE!!!!
bonersauce by WhiteAsJizz8D March 18, 2011

bonersauce 

Dude, I totally got my bonersauce all up in her hair.

That girl sure can chug some bonersauce.
bonersauce by steviefuckingwonder December 17, 2008

bonerfuse 

Why is it that I am having a bonerfuse over a down syndrome patient?
bonerfuse by bonerfused July 27, 2016

Bonersaurs 

Bonersaurs can be used to describe someone instead of: dork, tool, or any other characterization of someone who is just lame.

A person, usually male that walks around waving its arms and makes obscure noises. And they normally have very smelly feet and throw spoons.

It sometimes dances (usually to mid 2000 pop hits, notably "My Humps") and waves its arms around like it's having a seizure.
"oh man look at that guy trying to dance up on that chick."

"yeah, what a bonersaurs."
Bonersaurs by bonerjamz209 May 22, 2009
Man, there was bonesauce all over the curtains!
bonesauce by Don de DonDon November 11, 2009