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Bodil is the most sexy milf/cougar you will ever meet. Her job is usually a hot P.E teacher. Once you go Bodil, you never go back. Her ass has the roundest shape and the most beautiful, jiggley and juicy phat arse. She normally works at a upper secondary a school. Bodil just got out of the military and her body shows it. She loves cats and polish runners. She normally wears leopard suits to show her incredible physique.
Hey, look, i found Bodil at the Milf section on Pornhub!!
Oh, really? Isnt that the real Bodil?
Bodil by bodillover October 7, 2019
A person with principles but at the same time humorous. Sticks to her principles and treats people and situations fairly.
A person who smiles all the time and brings joy to people around her, a great person to be with. She doesn't judge people, she cares and understands those around her.
In conclusion, Bodil is a beautiful person, both inside and out.
Do you know Bodil?
Yeah, she is such an amazing person!
Bodil by wuuutever November 22, 2021
Mushroom loving, sexist, hateful of gingers, ass-licking, lesbian, full of hatred and dislikes Henrik.
Person 1: "We are about to have Culture understanding"
Person 2: "OH NOOOOOO! IS IT BODIL?!!?!?!?"
Bodil by Killergirl5 January 24, 2017

bodil marie 

Bodil Marie is an unusual name, and is only used as a name for unusual people... Because those with the name Bodil Marie, they are special! With other words a real catch and you will be lucky just to be their friend. But just be careful, don’t ever call her Bodil... that will make her flip..

Bodil Marie can often come out as a bit shy, but when you get to know her she is quite the opposite. She is funny, and she laughs all the time! She is also remarkble beautiful, and she will decently take your breath away. Boys are crazy for her, but she is too humble to even notice their interest and she is often considered as blind in that way.
*guys staring at Bodil Marie*

Friend; oh, those guys is totally checking you up!

Bodil Marie; nah, they’re looking at you...

*guy walks over to Bodil Marie*
Guy; hey there beautiful
Bodil Marie; Miley is over there.
Guy; I wasn’t looking for Miley, I was looking for—
*phone beeps*
Bodil Marie; oh well I have to go, I hope you found whoever you’re looking for
*Bodil Marie walks away*
bodil marie by mucho love<3 October 10, 2018

boiled goose 

The official lunch food of old white people at board meetings, hate filled New Yorkers, and residents of old-folk homes. Symbolizes oppression and the constricting restraints of today's society. The only cure for boiled goose related stuffyness is a boombox. But DO NOT turn on the turbo bass.
Did you see the lame spread at that stuffy country club?

Yeah, sauerkraut and boiled goose. gross.
boiled goose by margoleilaman April 3, 2009

Two-Bodied 

When an obese individual is so large that they empose their mass and shrink the space for normally proportioned individuals in hallways, elevators, and especially airlines seats.
The flight is so uncomfortable sitting next to this Two-Bodied man, his whole side is resting upon me and pressing into my flesh as he sweats I can smell and feel his excessive moisture.
Two-Bodied by Hixxz68 July 29, 2018