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Blue Waffle bloo-wof-uh l : A battered or infected lady cake of blue or green colouring, often brought about by extreme rammage to the female taco with penis or similar device. Blue Waffle infections are a result of dirty skank whoreness of the smack head variety and are abundant in areas of extreme chav infestations as well as areas high in whoredom.

-go to google.com type in blue waffle and hit im feeling lucky.
-go to google.com type in blue waffle and hit im feeling lucky.
by MaDiSoN!! March 21, 2010
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A fake disease that suggests women who are sexually active are at risk of getting and passing on a blue tinged genitally deforming std.

Debunked here: womenshealthfoundationdotorg/2011/08/08/the-blue-waffles-myth/
Jake said he had seen a girl he was going to fuck with a bad case of blue waffles on the weekend. But he is full of shit. It doesn't exist only in photoshop. What a dumbass.
by VoiceOreason April 27, 2015
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A very infected or klobbered vagina. Commonly achieved with masturbation with a tree branch.
matt: hey jake watch got down there?

jake g. : oh just a blue waffle.
by lgfyli March 28, 2010
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That girl has a bluewaffle cause she never washes it.
by Zack Hudson December 30, 2010
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Blue Waffle bloo-wof-uh l : A battered or infected lady cake of blue or green colouring, often brought about by extreme rammage to the female taco with penis or similar device. Blue Waffle infections are a result of dirty skank whoreness of the smack head variety and are abundant in areas of extreme chav infestations as well as areas high in whoredom.
"Muff diver meets Blue Waffle"
by KaddyMac March 09, 2010
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It is NOT your favorite breakfast food with blueberry sauce on top. Instead, it means "a serious infection on the female genitals".
She got a blue waffle after Bob did her.
by th100 May 26, 2010
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The most disgusting, nauseating, foul looking disease known to man. If you really want to fucking know, Google Images it and make sure you have a bucket near you.
Google it....the example for blue waffle doesn't belong on this website...
by EXcedrin37 January 26, 2011
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