a vaginal infection caused by excessive violent penetration as well as bad personal hygiene. can also be caused by falling into dirty water, such as rivers
"Katie has a nasty blue waffle"

"Did you hear olivia has got a blue waffle now"
by John Smith1993 April 15, 2010
The most disgusting thing you will ever see.
Google: Blue Waffle. Click: I'm feeling Lucky. But you'll be feeling real sick after doing so...
by litttlemissssy. April 02, 2010
A completely disgusting vaginal disease. Oh my god it will make you gag every time you think about it. The image will haunt you. You will have nightmares. I can't even put it in to words, jfgi you'll find out everything... oh god I think I have to throw up now. Fuck that shit is gross ooooohh...
Facebook Chat:

Bob: Hey man go 2 google and type in blue waffles then clik im feeling lucky... lol
Joe: uhh ok wtv...
Joe: AHHHHHH!!!! holy shit wtf!! thats not even funny!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!
Bob: ROFL!!!!
Joe: HOLY FUCK!! WHY WOULD YOU DO TH
Bob: haha omg this is hilarious!!!...
uhh u still there?
oh shit...
by Heugh G. Reckshun March 21, 2010
Blue Waffle bloo-wof-uh l : A battered or infected lady cake of blue or green colouring, often brought about by extreme rammage to the female taco with penis or similar device. Blue Waffle infections are a result of dirty skank whoreness of the smack head variety and are abundant in areas of extreme chav infestations as well as areas high in whoredom.

-go to google.com type in blue waffle and hit im feeling lucky.
-go to google.com type in blue waffle and hit im feeling lucky.
by MaDiSoN!! March 21, 2010
Blue waffle is a vaginal abnormality caused by severe beatings at the hand of the man-stick, excessive ferocious poundings can results in grotesque flap growth resembling a waffly versatile potato waffle but also taking on a bluey-green colour. Often covered in sweaty fur as a result of the skanky mess who owns the vagina being crap at personal hygene.. mingers
I went down on this girl this one time, her blue waffle looked like an inside out foetus growing from within, I borked all over her keith burtons
by Biscuit Burton February 17, 2010
Nasty ass fungus vagina that resembles a blue waffle.
That girl has a nasty blue waffle.
by anthony charmichel June 23, 2009
an infectious diesease caused by nasty sexual intercourse
person 1:have you heard from lil joe?

Person 2: No! i heard he got the BLUE WAFFLE!

or...

Yo, we drinking tonight lil joe?
no, i got the blue waffle
by stephybaby June 24, 2011

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