What your mother currently has
Your mother has blue waffles
by Kadeninapa May 31, 2016
A "waffle" is a slang term for "vagina." And a "Blue Waffle" is a slang term for a severe vaginal infection where the vagina actually becomes blue in color. Often confused with the food item blueberry waffles.
Don't you touch me you asshole!

Dang girl, why you so defensive? Got a blue waffle you hidin'?
by hahaisteppedonyourdick2 October 18, 2010

When someone accomplishes a difficult task that may be considered extremely or mildly grotesque, and is compared to the vaginal disease 'Blue Waffle'.
Tessa: What... what did you do to his ankle?

Tyler: Oh, you mean why it looks all fucked up? I blue waffle'd that shit.
Tessa: ...Ew.
by DefectCriminal January 12, 2011
A blue diseased vagina.
That girl has a bluewaffle cause she never washes it.
by Zack Hudson December 30, 2010
It is NOT your favorite breakfast food with blueberry sauce on top. Instead, it means "a serious infection on the female genitals".
She got a blue waffle after Bob did her.
by th100 May 26, 2010
The most disgusting, nauseating, foul looking disease known to man. If you really want to fucking know, Google Images it and make sure you have a bucket near you.
Google it....the example for blue waffle doesn't belong on this website...
by EXcedrin37 January 26, 2011
it's just every guys dream.


sex in between legs.
George: "Did you hear, my gf's got blue waffle"
Liam: "Lucky sod"
by ZF. August 12, 2010
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