A fake disease that suggests women who are sexually active are at risk of getting and passing on a blue tinged genitally deforming std.

Debunked here: womenshealthfoundationdotorg/2011/08/08/the-blue-waffles-myth/
Jake said he had seen a girl he was going to fuck with a bad case of blue waffles on the weekend. But he is full of shit. It doesn't exist only in photoshop. What a dumbass.
by VoiceOreason April 27, 2015
a blue waffle is a scabby disgusting blue like coloured sti you get on your fanny wanny.

Ways you can get it:
Fanny bashing
rubbing your fanny on fungus
rubbing your fanny on twirly wirlys
rubbing your fanny on toast
rubbing your fanny in a dogs face.
omg! her fanny is so scabby smelly, and... oh my.. its blue, and it looks like a waffle! must be blue waffle!
by jenren April 03, 2012
it's just every guys dream.


sex in between legs.
George: "Did you hear, my gf's got blue waffle"
Liam: "Lucky sod"
by ZF. August 12, 2010
Blue waffle is a vaginal abnormality caused by severe beatings at the hand of the man-stick, excessive ferocious poundings can results in grotesque flap growth resembling a waffly versatile potato waffle but also taking on a bluey-green colour. Often covered in sweaty fur as a result of the skanky mess who owns the vagina being crap at personal hygene.. mingers
I went down on this girl this one time, her blue waffle looked like an inside out foetus growing from within, I borked all over her keith burtons
by Biscuit Burton February 17, 2010
Nasty ass fungus vagina that resembles a blue waffle.
That girl has a nasty blue waffle.
by anthony charmichel June 23, 2009
The nastiest looking vaginal disease or std on the face of the earth. Looks blue and gross like waffles.
Jen has blue waffle vagina and it is nasty.
by hugecockville2 September 22, 2012
an infectious diesease caused by nasty sexual intercourse
person 1:have you heard from lil joe?

Person 2: No! i heard he got the BLUE WAFFLE!


Yo, we drinking tonight lil joe?
no, i got the blue waffle
by stephybaby June 24, 2011

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