Blowjon

A blow job between men. It's not gay, but is a consensual sex act involving only men

Owen often attended public toilets giving out a blowjon while his wife stayed in the car.

Blowjon by stusx10 January 19, 2018

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blow john

The last blowjob your girlfriend gives you before she leaves you.

"Little did I know she was giving me a Blow John before I left for Afghanistan"

blow john by CharlieRomeo April 11, 2017

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Blowjon

An exploding toilet.

Me: Next time I go to Japan, I need to buy a blowjon. That would look great in my bathroom.

Blowjon by ManiacBrainiac7500 March 6, 2023

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Blow john

When you receive a blow job while the giver is defecating profusely.

I got a mean blow john last night. That shit was so good but man it stank!

Blow john by Sylax6 December 21, 2025

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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