12 definitions by CharlieRomeo

mexican buttworms

Moderate to severe diarrhea induced by the worms received by brushing your teeth with Mexican tap water.

Alexis came down with a case of the Mexican buttworms after a vacation to Mexico

by CharlieRomeo December 9, 2021

Blumpkin Spice

Fall time seasonal Blumpkin flavored spices available in most bathrooms.

Alexis was excited to get a Blumpkin spice latte in the fall.

by CharlieRomeo August 25, 2021

Buttsqueeze

The mixture of semen, lube and butt mucous that forms as a result of anal sex.

Alexis was leaking buttsqueeze on her car ride home

by CharlieRomeo November 15, 2021

Gainesville Firecracker

Inserting, and detonating, a small firecracker in the anus/vagina of your significant other. Popular with pilots and sailors.

No longer satisfied with penis, Alexis demanded her significant other perform a Gainesville firecracker.

by CharlieRomeo September 7, 2021

Squelch

To shit, queef and belch at the same time.

Réénéé squelched in her boyfriend’s bathroom

by CharlieRomeo November 16, 2021

house girl

Girl who attends to your house in exchange for room and board. Occasionally assuming role of girlfriend for various activities but not in serious manner.

We aren’t in a relationship but she is my acting house girl.

by CharlieRomeo June 23, 2021

Blumpkin Cream Pie

Popular Greek-American sex act. If you have to ask, you probably don’t want to know.

Alexis demanded a blumpkin cream pie from her friend.

by CharlieRomeo September 4, 2021