Bloatscrape 

A man with a scrapeing bloat face

DUDE! Is that a scrapeing bloat on your face!? BLOATFACE!!

Bloatscrape by Sean April 10, 2003

Colonial Bootscrape 

When one drops trough and proceeds to wipe one's filthy butthole on a public surface, such as a public bench, street, or public causeway.

"Man someone just colonial bootscraped the shit out of this payphone."

"Man, Im just gonna have to get some new undies. I colonial bootscraped right through this woven cotton support layer."

"Who colonial bootscraped the seat. that's not cool."

Colonial Bootscrape by Cpt. Fart Koala May 28, 2013