Blarpo

Fat personified. The state of being beyond obese.

The most concentrated fat in existence.

Although the man was obese at 946 pounds, in no way was he close to being blarpo.

by Peter Joseph Cryns January 30, 2009

Blarpo style

Where the girl is face down sponge-style and the man hits it from the back with his hands on her ankles and feet at her shoulders

I hit my girl blarpo style and she loved it

by Niggoreeno123 September 30, 2019