Blarpo 

Fat personified. The state of being beyond obese.

The most concentrated fat in existence.

Although the man was obese at 946 pounds, in no way was he close to being blarpo.

Blarpo by Peter Joseph Cryns January 30, 2009

Blarpo style 

Where the girl is face down sponge-style and the man hits it from the back with his hands on her ankles and feet at her shoulders

I hit my girl blarpo style and she loved it

Blarpo style by Niggoreeno123 September 30, 2019

barpolar 

A barroom patron who displays intense mood swings between his first & last drink.

“That guy’s a real Jekyll & Hyde. Let’s get the hell out of here before he knocks back his next shot. I think he’s barpolar.”

barpolar by Kit Marley June 6, 2016

Blardon 

A black or wanabe black person, who also has an erection (hard-on)

God Sam, you're such a Blardon!

Blardon by MergedCrane November 12, 2010

bearpocalypse 

The day, as prophesied by the noted clairvoyant, Urstradamus, when bears will rise from their underground metropolis and destroy human civilization once and for all. According to prophecy none will be spared but the reverent.

The bearpocalypse is nigh! Repent or don't; either way you're going to be mauled to death, pitiful biped.

bearpocalypse by HobieKopek April 20, 2007

blarping 

Blarping occurs when someone discloses a lot of personal information without consideration to the interest or comfort of the person listening. Typically it is emotionally uncomfortable or even traumatic content which can overwhelm the person they are blarping at.

It is a way of unconsciously infecting another person with the overwhelming feelings and horror we pretend to ourselves doesn't exist.

Wow, this person has been blarping at me for 5 minutes. I can no longer politely sit by while my soul is crushed under the weight of their crazy. I'd suggest therapy, but the therapist may kill themselves if they had to listen to this for a whole hour.

blarping by kevinbeal December 14, 2015

blarbon

When someone has absolutely no idea what the fuck they are talking about so they make some shit up.

Bro Matt was talking to me yesterday. He was spewing absolute blarbon about the solar system.

blarbon by HoldMyThneed December 8, 2020