A "Blake" is a man that is uncontrollable of his natural desires. This type of man sometimes just has to let out what must be let out. Blake's will sometimes go 11 rounds even if by the seventh or eight they start to shoot blanks. These type of people are often notorious for just letting out their "stress" when in public and will sometimes even do it while at school.
Person: dude u need help, your just being a Blake all the time now.
A Blake: that's not true at all.
Person: you just jacked off in the school bathroom!!!
by Benjamin199ben November 21, 2012
a complete pussy no one ever wants to talk to
you see that pussy right there, his name must be blake
by Jonathan benit December 17, 2014
Little dick
Omg u have a Blake
by Live love May 28, 2014
A Blake is a Comedy relief character of life. He is smart in mechanics but idiodic in real life situations. He usually plays childrens games such as Pokemon, Bayblade, and/or Yugioh, and spends most of the day play XBOX. He can usually be found in a darker skin tone (Friends call him Black) and a small, but noticeable 'fro. He is a liar at times at falls in love with girls who are somewhat unattractive. He makes weird noices that sound like geese, moose, or a clown. He can have many nicknames that range from B-Flake, Dr.Beef, Doctor Beuf, Blake Blake, ect. He is found all over the world, but the worlds famous Blake lives in Dawson City, Canada
Guy 1: Dude, Why are you using a level 5 Squirtle against a level 100 Pikachu?
Blake:Shut up I know what Im doing
"Squirtle just fainted"
Guy 1: Geeez, what a Blake
by B-Flake June 20, 2011
The baddest mother fucker to walk the high seas. He punched Jesus in the dick and shat on his grave. He then fucked Mary and made the second cumming. God weeps for him. Satan worships. However, he has a baby dick.
Blake: Aw shit dude, I just fucked the virgin Mary
Hot chick: Too bad you have a baby dick
by BootyMcgee November 13, 2013
One of the funniest people you'll ever meet. Keep him around because you'll never stop laughing. Be warned, he sucks at video games so bad, that Playstation herd he was going to buy one of their consoles, that they've been holding down their network three entire weeks to stop him from coming over.
That guy is worse than the noobs, it must be Blake.
by DevourerOfSouls May 11, 2011
A slightly naive, sort-of funny guy. Burps loudly in math/science class. When a girl breaks up with him, he acts like a total jerk. He's cute, but once you get to know him you'd rather stay in the friend zone. A great friend to have and talk to, but just a friend.
Blake: *buuuurp*
Me: You're so gross.
Blake: I know.
by O-grrrl May 05, 2011

Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from daily@urbandictionary.com. We'll never spam you.

×