Easily the best team in the NHL right now. Playing with an excellent mix of youth and veteran talent, and quite possibly 7 Olympians. Led by Jonathon Toews, Patrick Sharp, Patrick Kane, Marian Hossa, and Cristobal Huet. Both Huet and our backup goalie, Niemi, are amazing and have over 4 shut outs each. The Hawks are the pest points per game team right now, and would be atop the NHL standings if they had played as many games as the current leaders, the San Jose Sharks and New Jersey Devils. However, the Hawks have already beaten the Sharks this year, and are currently denominating the Devils. The Hawks fell last year in the Western Conference Finals to that scumbag, piece of shit team from Detroit, enacting revenge this year by shutting out the Wings twice and completely denominating them.
The Chicago Blackhawks are the best team in the NHL.

You: "Dude, did you watch the Hawks denominate the Red Wings last night?"
Dude: "Yeah, the Wings suck dick broseff".
You: "Word to big bird".
by Stark24 January 1, 2010
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When you hover over the toilet to defecate, and a large piece of feces misses the bowl and sticks to the seat. Disgusted and embarrassed, the guilty party leaves the scene without cleaning up.
Don't hit that stall in the corner, bro. There's a blackhawk down.
by Gahces December 19, 2007
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A sexual action where one stands at a height and jumps spining 360 degrees and tries to land in or on thair partners vagina or penis and if successful must yell blackhawk down doing this will probably earn you a medal of honour
Did you hear that Alex did the blackhawk down he should receive the medal of honour what a brave individual
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Someone who is obsessed with with the military/guns

If you dare say anything bad about the military prepared to be shot with a Barret .50cal rifle
The M27 doesn't fire 7.62 Nato

Shut up Eric stop being a Blackhawk Sucker
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One of the original six hockey teams and the team who got the short end of the stick during that period. For almost 50 years they haven't won a cup. In 2009-2010 season however they did. Now they are a good, honest team (unlike the Red Wings) with some youth like Patrick Kane and Jonathan Toews leading the way. Unfortunately the Blackhawks will not be winning another cup anytime soon.

The Chicago Bears suck by the way.
Hockey fan: The Chicago Blackhawks finally got another, good for them! To bad the Bears are shitty.
by bloodredrage February 12, 2011
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To receive a blumpkin (Getting one's cock sucked whilst taking a shit) while hanging out of a door mid-flight in a Blackhawk helicopter.
Jack was getting a Blackhawk Blumpkin at 1,500 feet when the pilot banked hard left and she blew chunks all over his chode.
by Carl Woz April 6, 2009
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NHL team w/ like 5 championships, but none sine the '60s; throught the '90s, only had 3 playoff berths, despite spending a lot of money;
The Blackhawks lost in the 1st round in '02.
by 0000 October 21, 2003
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