8 definitions by bloodredrage
A Canadian team with a rabid fan base who seem to believe this team is actually going somewhere when in reality that is face first into the trash. The Edmonton Oilers are the Flames arch enemy. While both teams are not very good at this moment in time at least the Flames have Jarome Iginla.
Calgary Fan: The Calgary Flames are the best team ever!!!
Hockey fan: No way the Flamers suck, you suck and your mother sucks.
Hockey fan: No way the Flamers suck, you suck and your mother sucks.
by bloodredrage February 12, 2011
A Hockey team that was awesome while Mario Lemieux played for them. Now they have Sidney Crosby who while a good player has the NHL and a bunch of new hockey faggots all over his dick. Even without Sidney Crosby the Penguins are a good, young team.
Simply put they are over shadowed as a whole by that wanker Crosby.
Simply put they are over shadowed as a whole by that wanker Crosby.
Hockey fan: Hey, you like the Pittsburgh Penguins?
Hockey noob: Sidney Crosby!
Hockey fan: Yeah, but what about the other players? Like Evgeni Malkin?
Hockey noob: Sidney Crosby!
Hockey fan: You're a faggot.
Hockey noob: Sidney Crosby!
Hockey fan: Yeah, but what about the other players? Like Evgeni Malkin?
Hockey noob: Sidney Crosby!
Hockey fan: You're a faggot.
by bloodredrage February 12, 2011
A good team. Nobody really likes Dallas though, outside of Texas. They have terrible fans and located in one of the worst states in America.
Hockey fan: Shame the Dallas Stars are in Texas, otherwise I might like them. Wonder if George W. Bush is a Dallas Stars fan...
by bloodredrage February 12, 2011
One of the original six hockey teams and the most corrupt. Full of old players. Basically they buy their way to victory much like the Yankees or the Lakers. No one likes the Red Wings but two people:
1. People from Michigan
2. Bandwangon faggots who know nothing about hockey.
1. People from Michigan
2. Bandwangon faggots who know nothing about hockey.
Hockey fan: The only thing worst to come from Michigan than the Detroit Red Wings is ICP and Juggalo fags.
by bloodredrage February 12, 2011
Decent hockey team that has about a 1 to 100 shot ratio for scoring as they have no coordination and believe in quantity of shots over quality.
by bloodredrage February 12, 2011
One of the original six hockey teams and the team who got the short end of the stick during that period. For almost 50 years they haven't won a cup. In 2009-2010 season however they did. Now they are a good, honest team (unlike the Red Wings) with some youth like Patrick Kane and Jonathan Toews leading the way. Unfortunately the Blackhawks will not be winning another cup anytime soon.
The Chicago Bears suck by the way.
The Chicago Bears suck by the way.
by bloodredrage February 12, 2011
by bloodredrage February 12, 2011