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jacksonville jaguars 

'95 expansion team who made the playoffs from '96-99, but suck now

The Jags went 14-2 in '99, losing both games to the Titans and losing to them again in the playoffs

jacksonville jaguars by 0000 March 23, 2004

5 by 5 

a short, fat dude

the fat ass was 5 by 5!

5 by 5 by 0000 December 4, 2003

NETS 

lost 2 straight NBA finals; used to suck but now are the best team in the east- but the east still sucks.

"Maybe the world is flat- the New Jersey Nets are going to the NBA Finals"- Marv Alberts

NETS by 0000 October 20, 2003

76ers 

3 time NBA champs; were the Syracuse Nationals til the late 60s; home of Captain Contreversy- Iverson

The 76ers got mauled in the playoffs

76ers by 0000 October 20, 2003

Orlando Magic 

basketball team w/ T-Mac; used to have Fat Shaq and went (got mauled) to the NBA Finals in '95; forever a low playoff seed

The Magic are doomed forever to have a low playoff seeding.

Orlando Magic by 0000 October 20, 2003

Washington Wizards 

former Baltimore/Washington Bullets; won an NBA championship in the '70s; haven't made the playoffs since '96; used to have Jordan, but sucked cause he was a 1-man team

The Wizards blow

Washington Wizards by 0000 October 20, 2003

Miami Heat 

NBA team that blows it; Pat Riley is their horrible coach; were the best team in the East in '99 and got beaten by the 8 seed Knicks in the playoffs; Zo was here

Zo was with the Heat before.

Miami Heat by 0000 October 20, 2003