0000's definitions

bills

Buffalo football team who lost 4 straight Super Bowls in the early 90s

Look, the Bills lost another Super Bowl

by 0000 October 16, 2003

jacksonville jaguars

'95 expansion team who made the playoffs from '96-99, but suck now

The Jags went 14-2 in '99, losing both games to the Titans and losing to them again in the playoffs

by 0000 March 23, 2004

Utah

full of mormons

by 0000 October 16, 2003

missouri

flat state with lots of tornadoes and good sports teams

The Chiefs play in Missouri

by 0000 October 16, 2003

Miami Heat

NBA team that blows it; Pat Riley is their horrible coach; were the best team in the East in '99 and got beaten by the 8 seed Knicks in the playoffs; Zo was here

Zo was with the Heat before.

by 0000 October 20, 2003

New York Giants

football team that thinks its the center of the world; hasn't been to great since Parcells won 2 Super Bowls for 'em

The Giants suck

by 0000 October 16, 2003

jets

team that eather is totally awesome or totally sux; former home of Namath

The Jets have Vinny Testaverde on their roser.

by 0000 October 16, 2003