Bird Mail Share definition Flag The mail people of Haiti send to one another because after the earthquake no one has power, so they sent messages via bird. Him: Did you get my bird mail?Her: no it might have dropped dead or gotten lost, sorry. Bird Mail by Mitch the Bitch bitch! December 12, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Bird Mail mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch