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somebody able to take one idea that a monkey could have thought of and ride it to riches by convincing those dumber than them that he/she is the greatest genius since einstein-
a one hit wonder that never goes away
how did j-lo bill gate us into thinkin she can sing...4+ albums of crap sombody stop her
-cant be mad cuz ricky martin is the puerto rican bill gates
by eric charway August 24, 2005
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A man who is both God and Satan, simultaneously.
All hail Bill Gates! On second thought, don't.
by Sam July 17, 2005
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A man who is envied by every single person on the planet. (Especially Europeans)many compare him to Hitler, he is also the butt of many jokes but if it were not for him we would all be stuck using Peace of shit Macs or other operating systems that are as useless as a $2 bill (Cough Cough Linux..)
Stupid Asshole: "Bill gates has his mind set on world domination"

Me: " Your just a jealous SOB, you just envy him because hes the richest man in the world also an American icon .. to bad your shit country doesn't have one"
by Caption America July 26, 2005
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An Idiot programer who owns microsoft.
by Awesomeguy February 22, 2005
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If you have negativity about this one, get over it because you wouldn't even be able to use this medium unless it were for bill gates biatch.
any loser who hates on bill gates "this all sucks and everything is bill gates fault but i'm going to continue to support him by using his products anyway because i'm a douche"
by scottissery December 02, 2005
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Creator of the worst operating system know to mankind, Microsoft Windows. He is also responsible for being the head of the company with the worlds worst customer support. Other horrible products by his company consist of Zune, Windows Vista; XP; ME; 2000; and 95, etc. He gives money to charity to hide his true face as an evil man who forces the every company and person in America to use their products only due to the fact that he has overwhelming amounts of practically stolen money that allows him to advertise more than the actually stable operating systems.
bill gates is an asshole.
by mike post April 24, 2008
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An asshole that copied apple computers and got rich off it, He makes shitty software that crashes every half hour, it gets infected with spyware and viruses and is "dll hell". He still copies apple till this day. Vista took him 5 years to make because every year apple made something new and he had to find out a way to put it into vista... If u don't believe me, go to youtube and type in 'apple vs vista' or 'apple adds'
Oh crap my windows has crashed again.. Get a mac!

What do air con's and computers have in common? They both stop working when you open windows.

Lets Throw an apple pie at Bill Gates.
by Tony Kennedy August 20, 2007
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