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A man ridiculed and envied for his wealth, when in reality he is one of the greatest philanthropist ever.
Person1: Bill Gates is Hitler!111
Person2: Last year he gave more towards polio research than every government in the western world. When he dies his son will only get $10 million dollars of inheritance; the rest will go to charity.
Person1: Bill Gates is Hitler!
by GuyQuest January 31, 2006
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somebody able to take one idea that a monkey could have thought of and ride it to riches by convincing those dumber than them that he/she is the greatest genius since einstein-
a one hit wonder that never goes away
how did j-lo bill gate us into thinkin she can sing...4+ albums of crap sombody stop her
-cant be mad cuz ricky martin is the puerto rican bill gates
by eric charway August 24, 2005
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A man who had to cheat, steal and kill to get where he is today. Only to have brain washed 95% of Americans using his horrible operating system.
Bill Gates didnt make the internet, he stole that idea from a friend.
by RoBoYtO June 10, 2005
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One of the founders of Microsoft and formerly the world's richest man (passed by the founder of Ikea). People like to blame him for everything, because he's rich and part of human nature is blaming rich people for all your problems.
Car won't start?

Got fired from work?

Your candidate got owned in the election?

Blame Bill Gates!! Everyone's doing it, it's the new national pastime.
by C++ August 16, 2005
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The Nazi of the Computer industry
Bill Gates is a fucking shitbrain.
by Gaurav Garg May 20, 2005
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The greatest con artist, thief, and criminal who ever lived. In the total 30+ years that his company, Microsoft, was in existence, they have yet to produce one halfway decent product. Everything they make is a rip off of another companies product (Windows = Mac OS, Xbox = PlayStation, Zune = iPod, etc).
A message Bill Gates always sees when creating a new version of Windows "Are you sure you want to change all words beginning with "Mac OS" located on the volume Mac OS X Install DVD.dmg to "Windows?"
by Justingraziano July 28, 2008
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someone who is consistently unable to handle this; the source of all the nation's problems; a handy substitute for "your mom".
1. Bill Gates, can you handle this? I don't think he can handle this!

2. I'm having trouble starting my lawn mower...must be Bill Gates again.

3. Bill Gates goes to college.
by Nellie Lovett May 03, 2008
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Shameless rich bastard who stole or copied everything Microsoft has ever produced. From MS-DOS to Windows Vista and all Office products, ideas have been either stolen (in the case of MS-DOS) or copied. MS-DOS was stolen from the person who created it. Windows is a copy of Apples original idea of a graphical interface. Word is a copy of the original idea of Word Perfect. Excel is a copy of the original idea of Lotus. The list is endless. His only original idea was to bundle all of these programs together so that no other programs would work on his systems allowing him to crush and dominate the PC market. He also succeeded in making his systems so tedious and bloated with useless code that the systems have a propensity to crash, hang-up, quit working or display an error screen.
All of you people who deify this man are grossly misled by Gates and his army of minions. He is a rich liberal asshole who supports socialism for all but him and his "select" buddies who will dictate policy for what is "good" for the every day guy and gal. Ever wonder why PC's and laptops are so expensive. Ask Bill Gates. The one and only reason is because his company is the biggest monopoly ever conceived by man in the history of the universe. I really get a kick out of you people drooling over his philanthropy. As if that makes up for his stealing, forging and grotesque crookery. Oh Bill Gates is so cool and so great, he gives money to cool little socialist organizations. He is the greatest ever! Get a life a**holes and get a grip on reality. He is no better than a crackhead doing a B&E.
I am going to pull a Bill Gates and steal someones idea and go on to stifle all competition and extract obscene amounts of money from my army of mind-numbed minions!
by Clivefan December 15, 2007
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