pamschel's definitions
by pamschel May 26, 2008
Get the Earschplittenloudenboomermug. A country in the middle east which has convinced the USA, that the country is populated at this time by the Children of Israel, the same ones who over 2,000 years ago attempted to kill God's chosen one Jesus.
In truth, when the original Children of Israel, the 12 sons of the Prophet Jacob, set out to kill Jesus the chosen one of God, that group forfeited its chance to be God's special people just as they were warned would happen at Leviticus 26. Now the opportunity to be chosen ones is with the gentiles. The false claimants in the middle east are impostors.
In truth, when the original Children of Israel, the 12 sons of the Prophet Jacob, set out to kill Jesus the chosen one of God, that group forfeited its chance to be God's special people just as they were warned would happen at Leviticus 26. Now the opportunity to be chosen ones is with the gentiles. The false claimants in the middle east are impostors.
USA Joe Sixpack: But we have to keep supporting Israel even if they are constant war criminals because to do so is to support God because God has selected them unconditionally as his chosen ones for the Kingdom of God.
Independent Thinker: Read in the book they claim to follow at Leviticus 26, to see that their chosen status depended on obedience to God. Tell me if you think their efforts to kill Jesus was a pleasing obedience to God. Look at the actions of these people claiming today to be Israelites. You'll see why we call these people impostors and members of the synagogue of satan and why we refer to their country as ISFAKE.
Independent Thinker: Read in the book they claim to follow at Leviticus 26, to see that their chosen status depended on obedience to God. Tell me if you think their efforts to kill Jesus was a pleasing obedience to God. Look at the actions of these people claiming today to be Israelites. You'll see why we call these people impostors and members of the synagogue of satan and why we refer to their country as ISFAKE.
by pamschel November 23, 2010
Get the Isfakemug. Suckster is a synonym for Christmas. It is called suckster nowadays because the traditions of the day suck and because the traditions have nothing to do with Jesus.
Jack: So Bob, what are you doing for Suckster this year?
Bob: I'm going to put a meaningless dead fire hazard Suckster tree into my house and heat it and let it get real dry; I'm going to buy Suckster presents I can't afford to give to people who will pretend to like them; I'm putting off until Suckster buying some of the stuff like shirts and socks and underwear that I should have already provided for my family but I'll get double credit if I wait until Suckster; I'm going to visit and eat and drink on Suckster, the coldest day of the year; when my kids bug me for a toy, I just put them off until Suckster so maybe they'll forget about it; Suckster is the only day I attend my Catholic church mASS and while I'm there I'll inspect the priest's side of the confessional booth for pecker tracks.
Bob: I'm going to put a meaningless dead fire hazard Suckster tree into my house and heat it and let it get real dry; I'm going to buy Suckster presents I can't afford to give to people who will pretend to like them; I'm putting off until Suckster buying some of the stuff like shirts and socks and underwear that I should have already provided for my family but I'll get double credit if I wait until Suckster; I'm going to visit and eat and drink on Suckster, the coldest day of the year; when my kids bug me for a toy, I just put them off until Suckster so maybe they'll forget about it; Suckster is the only day I attend my Catholic church mASS and while I'm there I'll inspect the priest's side of the confessional booth for pecker tracks.
by pamschel May 3, 2009
Get the Suckstermug. That's mighty white of you!
by pamschel May 21, 2006
Get the whitemug. A person who reacts negatively when he learns that unmarried persons are engaging in sexual intercourse. Typically used with "old".
Don't tell Bob you slept with me last night, he's an old Fuddy Duddy about that sort of thing and it will ruin his day.
by pamschel December 26, 2006
Get the Fuddy Duddymug. Feederz are breasts; it is naming them after their highest and best use, that of nurishing human babies.
Check out the feederz on that Jewish American Princess!
by pamschel July 22, 2008
Get the feederzmug. Transitive Verb, recently coined by Randal Amschel, son of Peter; This phrase is used after someone has fucked up or negligently or otherwise damaged persons or property. As soon as the damage has been rectified by the actor and settled between the parties if anyone in the future mentions the initial injury, the speaker should be reminded by the use of this phrase of the complete resolution of the matter between the parties.
Mr. X: Bob sure did fuck up that pristine 1967 VW bug hitlerstaffcar on account of his vehicular negligence!
Mr. Y: Yes, but where are you in the stream of time, Mr. Y? Bob resolved to fuck it back and has already done so.
Mr. Y: Yes, but where are you in the stream of time, Mr. Y? Bob resolved to fuck it back and has already done so.
by pamschel November 26, 2007
Get the fuck it backmug.