pamschel's definitions

white

Adjective. It describes a person as being kind and considerate.

That's mighty white of you!

by pamschel May 21, 2006

Fuddy Duddy

A person who reacts negatively when he learns that unmarried persons are engaging in sexual intercourse. Typically used with "old".

Don't tell Bob you slept with me last night, he's an old Fuddy Duddy about that sort of thing and it will ruin his day.

by pamschel December 26, 2006

Ass hole

A person so useless that nothing good ever comes out of them. In fact, the only thing that ever does come out of them is shit. The ass hole occupies the lowest spot in the totem pole of all the human body parts, except for penises of course when they are put where they don't belong by their ass hole owners such as into mouths and/or the assholes of themselves or others.

Let's avoid that person. She is an ass hole. She is similar to that well known sphincter muscle which is capable of only two actions, holding shit back or letting shit pass on through to the other side. ok?

by pamschel October 5, 2006

Wallet Biopsy

A regular biopsy is where the physician uses a metal device to invade the patient's body or tissues until the tip of the device reaches a certain location inside the body. The tip of the biopsy device is mechanically capable of snipping or clipping a sample of flesh in the area of concern. In the usual case, the physician will have reviewed the results of a non-invasive diagnostic test, such as an X-ray or a CT scan and the doctor will have seen something on the radiology results which has stimulated a professional need in the doctor's mind to know exactly what type of tissue exists in the area of concern. A biopsy therefore is the use of the metal device to pinch off or otherwise obtain a piece of the tissue from inside the body and to remove the tissue so that it can be analyzed at a pathology lab to assist the doctor in making an accurate diagnosis.
A wallet biopsy involves an inquiry similar to that of the regular biopsy noted above except that in the wallet biopsy the goal is to determine the ability of the patient to pay for the medical care which the doctor might recommend.The results of the wallet biopsy will reveal the nature and extent of the patient's health insurance coverage and/or the extent of the patient's personal wealth so that the doctor will know whether or not the patient can afford to pay the freight for the procedure.

Intern X: I believe that I can operate on the patient so as to stitch the bladder securely to the pubis bone so that the bladder will no longer be able to slosh down onto the top of the birth canal. The loose connective tissue of the bladder has allowed the bladder to move out of place so as to put pressure on the birth canal which is pushing vaginal wall tissue out into the pussy.

Senior Dr.Y: Hand me the WB Wallet Biopsy file.

by pamschel June 22, 2009

muslima

A woman who believes in God and believes that the Bible and the Koran are both holy books from God and she believes she should be submissive to God's rules in all things and at all times. She avoids prohibited acts and does good deeds and has strong faith in God's goodness. She dresses modestly to avoid Zina (fornication) which she knows is one of the 14 acts forbidden by God in both the bible and koran.
At the mosque, she goes by 1 Corinthians 14:28 where it says:
"In all the congregations let the women keep silent, for it is not permitted for them to speak, but let them be in subjection, even as the Law says. It is disgraceful for a woman to speak in the congregation."

Let's see if we can arrange a marriage for you with that woman. She is a muslima.

by pamschel October 5, 2006

Isfake

A country in the middle east which has convinced the USA, that the country is populated at this time by the Children of Israel, the same ones who over 2,000 years ago attempted to kill God's chosen one Jesus.
In truth, when the original Children of Israel, the 12 sons of the Prophet Jacob, set out to kill Jesus the chosen one of God, that group forfeited its chance to be God's special people just as they were warned would happen at Leviticus 26. Now the opportunity to be chosen ones is with the gentiles. The false claimants in the middle east are impostors.

USA Joe Sixpack: But we have to keep supporting Israel even if they are constant war criminals because to do so is to support God because God has selected them unconditionally as his chosen ones for the Kingdom of God.

Independent Thinker: Read in the book they claim to follow at Leviticus 26, to see that their chosen status depended on obedience to God. Tell me if you think their efforts to kill Jesus was a pleasing obedience to God. Look at the actions of these people claiming today to be Israelites. You'll see why we call these people impostors and members of the synagogue of satan and why we refer to their country as ISFAKE.

by pamschel November 23, 2010

American Chicken

When our age group was being drafted for military duty in the late '60s many if not most of our peers were able to evade the draft with college exemptions or psych exemptions or going to Canada. Many of them claimed they were too peaceful and loving to be able to become soldiers, but they typically dropped their hippy facade when the war was finally over. Those of us who did submit to the draft referred to these people as American Chickens, and we referred to the peace sign which many of them sported as The Track of the American Chicken. The Vietnamese communists were indeed sneaky killers and chances of being killed were high for draftees. These dirty gooks were determined to kill us for communism and they had heavy duty backing from Russian and Chinese commies so we really didn't blame the American Chickens for wanting to stay out of it.

Bob: You're about my age, Frank; so what did you do during the war to the death with international communism in the late '60s?
Frank: I was one of the American Chickens.

by pamschel October 25, 2010