bilking

The act of driving onto a petrol forecourt and deliberately driving off without paying; to commit a bilking.

Police constable: 'We've had three bilkings at Morrisssons this week.

by Jezzer December 7, 2005

BILK

An acronym meaning: Bitch I'd Like to Kill

My ex-wife took me to the cleaners. What a BILK!

by Phuqit July 31, 2008

bilk

short for "boi milk"

a healthy way to turn your morning coffee into the first meal of the day

Oh damn where am I going to get 50cc of bilk to make enough boi oysters for tonights dinner party?

by strange_but_true January 5, 2022

Bilk

Noun, a contraction of boy milk, sperm.

See also, bilky, bilked, bilks

Did you see her face? It was covered in bilk!

by Bilkmaster69 February 24, 2022

Bilk

Ball milk

Person 1 "I Had some warm bilk today"
Person 2 "I drink mine cold"

by CaerulusX March 3, 2022

bilk

to bilk is to steal mainly petrol

"jus bilked bare petrolium get me auntie sue"

by big fat sausage October 1, 2006

Bilking

Whilst the lady has taken the males penis deep in her throat thus causing the gag reflex to activate and she may have a little vomit. From bile and milking.

I say Terrance Lady Smythe liked the BILKING I gave her but it will take a few washes to get the vom out of my corderoys.

by P4ULI5FIT July 17, 2010